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Social Media did to girls what they said violent video games were going to do to boys.
We are not going to tolerate threats to assassinate the president. Allison Albro, 21, Daytona Beach, is learning that the hard way. She posted this last night and got a visit from the @VolusiaSheriff Domestic Security Unit and the @SecretService. She said she was joking with this post, she doesn’t have access to a Glock or any other weapon, and she would never hurt anyone. Today she’s sitting in jail on charges of written threats to kill and unlawful use of a communications device. I would strongly advise anyone else thinking of posting a “joke” along these lines to think twice. VSO continues to work hand in hand with the Secret Service, FBI and all our law enforcement partners to ensure this presidential visit to Daytona Beach is a safe event for all who attend, and for our whole community.
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among esteemed economosts i believe this is called a "real nigga economy"
>be North Korea
>1974: order 1,000 Volvos from Sweden
>refuse to pay for them
>2016: attempt to steal $951M from Bangladesh Bank
>2022: steal $625M from Ronin Network
>2024: steal $308M from DMM Bitcoin
>2024: steal $235M from WazirX
>2025: steal $1.5B from Bybit
>yesterday: steal $6.3B from Binance
>crypto hacks now make up 1/3 of the north korea’s foreign currency revenue
>literally boosting the national economy by hacking our dumb ahh industry
>national economy is just #gta and crypto #Hacks
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Explain why the 5 little monkeys shouldnt be jumping on the bed without resorting to moralfagging.
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Literal boomer vs millennial/genz experience
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"Look, Anakin. I get to marry and have kids because my species has a low birth rate o algo.
You don't because, even though you're special, we don't think you deserve to have a wife.
Have you tried pulling yourself up by your bootstraps?"
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Oh they gave you a pike? Yeah man that’s cool. Cool. Oh this? Yeah it’s my halberd. They decided I was halberd material I guess. But hey pikes are cool! You pike guys are the foundation you know?
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Oy vey he's hiding in a plaster building! I'm only hiding behind two feet of modular composite armor, rolled homogeneous armor steel, and specialized cassette-type reactive armor! Oh G-d! He's being so unfair to me!
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your mom leaves for a few days with the fridge stocked and 30 bucks on the counter for pizza and you're all settled in to goof off and stay up late and then your dumbass 9 year old brother drops a dumbbell on his head. I know these kids were livid
Bodycam footage shows Florida deputies arresting a mother at an airport after authorities say she left her four children, ages 9, 11, 12 and 14, home alone while traveling to Las Vegas for work.
Irene Miller, 50, was taken into custody Friday as she stepped off a plane. Two days earlier, one of her children had called 911 after a dumbbell fell on her 9-year-old brother's head.
When deputies arrived at the family's Kissimmee home, they found the children without adult supervision and had the injured boy taken to a hospital, where he was treated and released. Miller now faces four counts of child neglect.
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I don’t know why no one at work trivia wanted to go with my team name The Black Quizraelites
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When the gay guy tries too hard to sound straight:
Nick Fuentes says Brett Cooper’s best physical feature is her “sexy, fat ass.”
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