@pendefig

the red dragon prevails

Joined October 2022
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Unless you're talking about @tobi's Shopify or another well run company - tech is exactly the same. Just because some people made a webapp doesn't mean they're cutting edge technology with cutting edge ideas with engaged founders.
Chief of Staff
@cheafofstaffOct 24
People in tech are most out of touch with the avg American f500 company. For instance Johnson and Johnson - you could not comprehend the mundane horror of that company’s daily operations.
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Woke was fundamentally a boomer construction making the youth worship their creation.
Entick 🎃@Entick_Oct 25
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And them
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Uh yeah let me get Uno swampachino
Al Jabri
@Mod_rich98Oct 24
المتة لما تكون دارسة برا 🧉
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“I have an undergraduate degree in English, I don’t know anything about the specialist subjects I am paid to write about” this is far far worse than if he had said nothing these people have absolutely no self awareness
Major Gowen@MajorGowen_Oct 24
Are we meant to feel sorry for this BBC reporter? He doesn't know the basics of his job & is now whining because people are calling him out. People are forced to pay for the BBC. We no longer expect impartial reporting but expect their reporters to have SOME knowledge FFS!
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The most common baby name in Wales in 2026 is Noah.
🌚@like_clarenceOct 24
Most common name is also Mohammed 👍🏾
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Nick Dobos
@NickADobosOct 23
3% of “critical” software security bugs, in all of recorded history, have been found in the last month. This is on pace to find another ~100,000 bugs this year alone, adding ~26% more vulnerabilities to the all time total Do you realize how fucking insane that is?
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Princeps retweeted
Nikita Bier
@nikitabierOct 22
If your company refers to engineers as the IT department, you have nothing to worry about. You were already breached last week.
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Finance journalists who stands up and insists no one had any idea what the yen carry trade was.
Ryan Browne@Ryan_Browne_Oct 23
To the people ragging on BBC's Joe Tidy for not knowing about PHP: Guess what? Nor did 99% of the general public. It is a journalist's job to help people understand complex subjects. We're writers, not technicians - we speak to the experts. (P.S. Joe is the best in the biz.)
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PHPGate has started. The PHP Devs demand competence in technology journalism. Segfault of Akkad has started a YouTube channel.
Paul Michael
@paulmichaeldevOct 22
No wonder people think PHP is dead. Turns out... nope.
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Who do I vote for if I want driving licenses abolished for the over 65s
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gay dog@frogmoney420Oct 21
nginx zero day when
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>junior dev at a mid startup >wednesday morning >just want to push a minor bugfix to our php app today >open laptop, check slack >company group chat is an absolute warzone >CTO typing in all caps about php2shell >fucking php >whatever, server hasn't blown up yet, I just need to get my code in >open gitlab to merge the PR >forced emergency logout because of a critical gitlab security patch release >fucking gitlab >pipeline fails because of some weird regex compiler bug >spend 40 minutes fighting CI/CD >i can just use AI to help debug >fire up opencode >api keys nuked because they were breached >fucking opencode >i’ll just get fresh LLM api keys from our corp proxy, LiteLLM >it won’t connect? It’s down? >look up LiteLLM news: supply chain compromise >fucking litellm >cold sweat forming >slack alert: db connection error >check our database connection >we host on TiDB Cloud >they just announced a security breach, unauthorized access via stolen service account credentials, data copied >fucking tidb cloud >full panic attack incoming >figure fuck it, just ship the container to Railway and go home >open Railway dashboard >bright red banner: "Security Disclosure: Rotate all environment variables immediately. All builds paused." >fucking railway >try to open the app URL in browser to see if anything is even working ⁠>NET::ERR_CERT_AUTHORITY_INVALID⁠ >eMudhra intermediate certificates compromised >4 >instantly untrusted by every major browser >fucking emudhra >stare blankly at mac screen for 10min >random pop-up >restarting in 10min to fix a critical vulnerability >fucking macos >close laptop >leave office >never come back
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My neighbourhoods lights just flickered a fair amount. I'm praying the grid doesn't run on php.
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Switch your terminal font to comic sans
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If you have any kind of payment processing on your PHP site - regardless of if you use Stripe or any other method to defer CC on your server, act now before you get pwnd. You can easily end up capturing CC details on your service, and become Common Point of Purchase.
The PHP Foundation@ThePHPFOct 20
The PHP security team is giving advance notice: Upcoming security release Wed, Oct 21st 2026, 14:00UTC, two critical vulnerabilities, both rated CVSSv4 9.2. PHP users are encouraged to prepare to update. Earlier release if details become public or active exploit evidence.
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Welsh Reform announces its Anti Ireland policy
Helen Jenner@HelenJennerMSOct 19
Vote Reform to stop the boats within 100 days.
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hannah
@erhannahOct 18
one day you wrote console.log("here") for the last time and didn't even know it
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I’m Cavalier King Charles Spaniel nationalist.
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Risk and the mitigation of risk. Thank you, please attend my Ted Talk.
Kemi Badenoch
@KemiBadenochOct 19
Cliveden House burnt down in 1849. The architect behind Parliament rebuilt it in two years. Now, Parliament has spent over a decade just planning its own repairs. What happened to the country that built things? 👇
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