Peter Wolfe (@peterwolfe134) profile picture

As it may have been

San Francisco, CA
Joined April 2018
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"Everyone sounds like an idiot on Twitter." -Peter Wolfe
You ever just learn a word that you have no idea what it means but it sounds descriptive so you use it everywhere. I be saying shit’s not orthogonal
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Hey @thewitcher, probably 10 years late to this question but I've been wondering, who voiced the "I see you gather before me..." intro at the beginning of Witcher 3? Genuinely some of the best VA I've ever heard and would love to know who to credit it to
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Throwback to when I ran into my cs15 professor on a random street and when he asked me how the assignment was going I gave him a thousand yard stare then later that evening he extended the deadline for all 200 students
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Oh hey three-hour naps we gotta stop meeting like this
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There must be a minimum amount of brain development required to use photoshop cause I’m 23 and this shit finally makes sense
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Is there a drug they make that makes you stop adjusting text boxes with pixel-level precision
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Sometimes I think of likes so genius I wonder why I don’t have an Oscar yet
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Throwback to when I was in this nightmare blunt rotation Experimental Filmmaking class where everyone spent the entire first class just gushing over and circlejerking their love for David Lynch and then he died the next day.
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I pulled up to the second class like hey guys can we discuss Roman Polanski next
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“Agentic” is trigger word for me
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I would pay an ungodly amount of money to see an Aaron Sorkin-written spiritual successor to The Social Network about OpenAI. Nicholas Hoult stars as Sam Altman and Cillian Murphy as Elon Musk
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Peter Wolfe retweeted
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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The 50 best memes of 2022 (in no particular order) 1.
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December 18, 2022. 34 year old Leo Messi will win the World Cup and become the greatest player of all times. Check back with me in 7 years.
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My greatest tweet that I have no memory of posting.
I’m too sober to be playing Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze at 2:33 AM.
It’s summer, which means the social networks are full of, “you’re in Paris? So are we! We should get together!” with people you live two blocks away from and haven’t bothered to see in 10 years.
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I’m too sober to be playing Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze at 2:33 AM.
The first 12 seconds of the Elvis trailer I thought I was watching the Pennywise prequel film.
I swear I've seen Meta's logo in 20 different failed startups