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mari

@phanthuser

parasocial and full of whimsy

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Joined October 2025
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i wore rhis to tøp cbus today We exist ❤️
dorie 🛸⭒‧.˚ ⋆ (@redstringphairy) profile picturedorie 🛸⭒‧.˚ ⋆@redstringphairyOct 16
haven't seen a single photo of a phannie wearing this on my tl
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ALT sweater photo

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freebie from tøp’s cbus show tonight I LOVE HER AND SHE LIVES IN MY PHONECASE NOW! i was decked out in dnp merch lowkey
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such a good show and i left it a changed man. twenty one pilots i love u 4ever
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is anyone else having like a really hard time watching the new snc dnp collab. i haven’t finished the video yet because i have to stop watching after like ten minutes
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it’s not even that cringey and i feel like snc actually toned down the whole ‘There Is A Demon Actively Trying To Kill Us’ act for this video so idk why its so bad
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just paid a locksmith $280 after he not only made me wait FOUR HOURS when he said it’d be twenty minutes but then broke my fucking door when he finally got there
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and then he told me how fantastic my abusive mom is. she wasn’t even there or part of the situation at all 😭😭
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just kidding To be clear . i will join in with u
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they not only delayed shipping by a whole other day but they also sent me the wrong item And i can’t even get a refund for it ❤️ do i kms
mari (@phanthuser) profile picturemari@phanthuserSep 20
everytime i pay for faster shipping shipping gets delayed by like a significant amount. whats up with that.
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everytime i pay for faster shipping shipping gets delayed by like a significant amount. whats up with that.
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wedding bit. i’ve been shot in the chest 48 times
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might be a long shot but would anyone going to any shows where this hoodie is available be willing to get it 4 me and ship it to me? obvs i’ll pay for the hoodie and shipping and everything thank u all miss u all
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found out coy piso was apparently my irls hs theatre director(?) and her dad was childhood friends with michael jackson?? whole family just knows everyone
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stuck at work because of flash flooding i’m literally going to shoot myself
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1. it was a joke. i do not gaf if dan howell does actual drag or not my life will be the same with or without. probably. 2. are u actually fr talking about dan crossdressing howell rn.
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someone put dan howell in full drag asap
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is anyone else perpetually really scared of getting sued even though you’ve done nothing
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put this in the louvre immediately
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is anyone else having trouble with ao3 or am i the problem
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mild heartstopper spoilers the old gay couple saying neither of them can have cake cos one of them is diabetic is so dan saying no chocolate cake for his birthday cos phil can't have chocolate core
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