Employed by anonymous developer Rare Pangolin | Advising @gondixyz

Joined October 2018
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I wish my nan had asked for my consent before she hugged and kissed me. I nearly swallowed her false teeth once.
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Your job is to make as much money as possible by any means necessary. Don’t box yourself into roles. Don’t identify with your job. Nobody cares if you’re a software/ai/cloud/anything engineer, your knowledge might be obsolete in a few months and you could get laid off next year, who knows. Build multiple income sources. Skill up. Try to escape the rat race. Play the system. Cheat. Commit fraud. Lie on your resume. Whatever. You’re not winning this game by staying a good, obedient employee.
20-year devs can't find work anymore
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Arghh the acronym I just heard for the first ever today may or may not cause worldwide issues arghhh Arghhh and last week AI may or may not have broken encryption arghhh Arghhhhh
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The word of the day is PHP
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Tokyo is really cool.
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he trying so hard to make it look like he chilling 😭😭😭
Coffee and Contemplation just hits harder in the Tesla Cybercab.
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Tried some overnight oats with protein powder, greek yogurt and berries. Not only is it healthy and packed with protein, it is disgusting.
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Reading 1 LinkedIn announcement post is equivalent to unreading 3 books
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NFTs: boomer edition
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Hide your AlignDraws
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Pride month is over so we’re reposting this old classic
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The moat is giving a fuck, not being a doomer, and waltzing through life with a smile that gives cynical people extreme pain.
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few understand
Lmao. See you guys after midterms
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no matter if it’s stocks or crypto people don’t understand the person that can grow a portfolio from nothing to $17M isn’t the type of person that just sells there they have the retarded ability to hold longer than you can imagine, logic doesn’t enter the equation
Lmao. See you guys after midterms
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I haven’t written a job application in 7 years. I cannot work for someone else. I had to go into an office for three days earlier this year and lost my mind. Unemployable.
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Thank you for your liquidity
Blur farming was an operation by BIG NFT to provide last chance exit liquidity through incentivising bids
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Introducing The Cheeky Pint Benchmark. We made our intern watch every episode of Cheeky Pint to bring you this breakdown of pints drank by guests to the nearest sixth. Congratulations to @elonmusk who is currently in the lead with three full pints of Guinness.
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Good evening, “10k PFP NFTs” were a 60 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now compete with our study. Thank you for your time
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Replying to @functi0nZer0
This is not good for the industry as a whole. We are on the same side, fighting the same fight. User security always comes first.
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