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I sure love how every noun in every Star Trek wiki is now the name of an episode of shitty nuStar Trek episde, when they used to be called things like "Measure of a Man", "In the Pale Moonlight", etc. gotta cram in those refs!
I just sneezed while carrying a full cup of coffee, and now I'm bummed because I know that's going to be the most exciting part of my day.
Isn't that just an old Myth
Dear #elmonterey, please just stop making food Sincerely, Every food related sense I have
I had an email in one of our work inboxes from LinkedIn, it simply said "Dick, you're getting noticed!" gave me a burst of confidence for a second
Is there a service where I can hire someone in a gimp suit to walk past my door while in a Zoom meeting
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Correction: is there a service where I can be hired to walk past peoples offices in a gimp suit while they’re on a zoom meeting
(im bringing twitto back) hash twitto
I love living in this nerdy future where I can wish Shia LeBouf was given Star Wars instead of some accomplished, critically acclaimed director who everyone kinda "heh"'s about in common conversation
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If I was delivering subpoenas to Michael Pena I'd show up with it in my hand and I'd be like "Sup, Pena" and he'd be like "what- ohhhh, good one, hey what the f-" but I'd already be GONE
Don’t need Disney plus if the neighbor lady keeps yelling “WHO SHIT ON THE PORCH”
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I set my phone down on my keyboard and I swear to god it drew ascii Spock
We're been training our entire lives for this.
Asian giant hornets, nicknamed “murder hornets,” have mandibles shaped like spiked shark fins to decapitate honeybees. Their venom and stingers have been likened to hot metal driving into skin. And now, for the first time, they have arrived in the U.S. nyti.ms/3c0Hf9m
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Thanks for making it so easy to not ever open this email, Yelp, 5 stars
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This is from a Resident Evil cut scene
About to eat some gumbo with 20+ family members in Louisiana. Geaux gumbeaux!
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Hey snobs, @hodgman wants you to keep your hate for #TheMandalorian to yourself. #LovettorLeaveIt
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C'mon. I guess Destiny has literal portal-textured no-go zones for enemies to spawn in, but fer fucks sake