I sure love how every noun in every Star Trek wiki is now the name of an episode of shitty nuStar Trek episde, when they used to be called things like "Measure of a Man", "In the Pale Moonlight", etc. gotta cram in those refs!
I just sneezed while carrying a full cup of coffee, and now I'm bummed because I know that's going to be the most exciting part of my day.
Dear #elmonterey, please just stop making food
Sincerely,
Every food related sense I have
I had an email in one of our work inboxes from LinkedIn, it simply said "Dick, you're getting noticed!"
gave me a burst of confidence for a second
Is there a service where I can hire someone in a gimp suit to walk past my door while in a Zoom meeting
I love living in this nerdy future where I can wish Shia LeBouf was given Star Wars instead of some accomplished, critically acclaimed director who everyone kinda "heh"'s about in common conversation
If I was delivering subpoenas to Michael Pena I'd show up with it in my hand and I'd be like "Sup, Pena" and he'd be like "what- ohhhh, good one, hey what the f-" but I'd already be GONE
Pheener. retweeted
We're been training our entire lives for this.
Asian giant hornets, nicknamed “murder hornets,” have mandibles shaped like spiked shark fins to decapitate honeybees. Their venom and stingers have been likened to hot metal driving into skin. And now, for the first time, they have arrived in the U.S. nyti.ms/3c0Hf9m











