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BUILD THE TRAIN @GovernorHobbs
Now that Arizona is blue, let’s make that train between Phoenix and Tucson happen finally It’s good for actual infrastructure sure, but imagine how well people could pregame the territorial cup each year if they don’t have to drive up and down the I-10
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Blue wave is great but please don't leave trans women and girls behind while you celebrate. Trans girl's rights were successfully taken away yesterday in several states, they're still here and deserve to be fought for.
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sophie, allegedlie retweeted
The south is not and will never be a lost cause
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THEYRE LOSING DISTRICTS THEY GERRYMANDERED FOR THEMSELVES BAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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Just heard the term “nauseously optimistic.” Suits me perfectly today
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Just drove by Gilbert Az for the first time in a decade and saw a sign calling it “G-Town” and I can’t think of a place that deserves a cool nick name like G-Town less
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Arizona voters are calling election officials because they can’t find Trump on the ballot. Somewhere, a civics teacher just walked into the desert and surrendered to the coyotes.
ATTENTION VOTERS: The president is NOT on the ballot. We are receiving many calls asking why that race is missing. Also, we can't tabulate voters' hair combs, gift cards, honey-do lists, tax bills or anything besides a Yavapai County Ballot. Happy Voting!
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real bitches are drinking alone in their apartment on halloween
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shoutout to the people who are doing absolutely nothing on halloween
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you heathens could never appreciate the magic of the Sonoran Desert anyway
Worst cities in America ranked: 1. Houston 2. Dallas 3. Phoenix 4. Denver 5. New Orleans 6. Atlanta 7. Albuquerque 8. Philadelphia 9. Washington, D.C. 10. Orlando
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sophie, allegedlie retweeted
i feel like it should be socially acceptable to describe long periods of poor mental health as “I was sick” when people ask why you “wasted” months or years of your life
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lets all just take a deep breath and assess the situation. *Releases my invisible poisonous gas*
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As a grown man I no longer have ‘nightmares’, where I’m scared by something, but rather ‘sadmares’, which cause me to wake up filled with an incredible and inexorable sense of melancholy and loss
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sophie, allegedlie retweeted
a reese’s pumpkin can be a reason to live
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lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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can’t imagine Arizona without saguaros
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‘Just reach out’. But are you someone who will let people reach out? We don’t have a culture that teaches people to be supportive of the ill. You learn quick to only share bits and pieces so you don’t become ‘too much’ and make people uncomfortable. We prize comfort over support.
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i think a part of suicide nobody talks about is when someone reaches out to a friend or loved one the person on the receiving end just gets weird and uncomfortable and tells them to seek professional help
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I once phoned my community mental health team crying saying I was in the car park & didn't feel like I could keep myself safe and they asked what I wanted them to know and why I'd phoned Sorry for your loss but stop blaming people for "not reaching out" it is exhausting.
I fucking hate suicide man. One of my closest friends took his own life when we were both only 16, it was the first time I felt completely lost. Please if you're feeling depressed, or if you feel like there's no way out, try to talk to literally anyone, you are not alone I swear
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is anyone else in the business of misery or is it just me and the orange woman named paramore
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