a squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous, got me?

desert
Joined July 2009
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Tomorrow night... 🎨: @dhwanisaraiya_
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Orlando airport makes PHL look like Versailles
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fuck me I thought it was going to be impervious to my blowtorch
Was on the fence with iPhone Duo. But will definitely pass on the $2,000 phone after it failed: ▫️dirt test (gets stuck in hinge and magnetic closing doesn’t work) ▫️lighter test (inner screen can’t handle 10 seconds of direct flame) ▫️bend test (OLED screen gets line defect)
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for bron
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Replying to @philatticus
so true
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Sixers may have the Mandate of Heaven, this is fucked
Knicks sent a "phishing email" disguised as a championship ring offer to Madison Square Garden employees. Those that clicked the fake link were forced to attend a mandatory cybersecurity class to "help satisfy some of [James] Dolan's cybersecurity concerns." (via @joevardon)
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Given everything that's happened with Jalen Hurts, I thought it was best to speak with a physician—a Black woman physician. Like many other Eagles fans, she doesn't play about QB1 either. 👩🏾‍⚕️🩺 phillytrib.com/news/local_ne…
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thought crystal lake was fun?
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is it recency bias / reporting or are injuries up this year
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Just spoke to Jalen Hurts’ agent, Nicole Lynn, who clarified that while Hurts was up until early Sunday morning getting evaluated at a hospital, he was able to sleep upon rejoining the team and the Eagles set aside a room for him at the stadium. Videos from the stadium show Hurts coming onto the field just before kickoff and he felt rested enough to play.
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I got myself a little fan like the ye olde days lmao
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Replying to @philatticus
I got the klaxon in Italy.
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Yeah man Shawn Andrews who was good for… one season
go back even further with Shawn Andrews too
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When you can’t actually argue Hurts is a good QB back door it by blaming the medical staff! How do people take this room temperature IQ idiot seriously
as bad as Jalen has been the past 2 weeks, he's never been no hit in a World Series game type bad so maybe we should have some perspective
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lmao this is extraordinary stuff, what courage!
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we got James Patterson here inventing a dialogue lmao
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