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i'm normal about media

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Joined March 2019
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Elon Musk is at the Update desk to comment on his tough week
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don't show this movie to me or i'll start foaming at the mouth. i'll rip my shirt off and start throwing things around the house. i am very normal.
Life as We Know It is THE enemies to lovers blueprint
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Life as We Know It is THE enemies to lovers blueprint
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edit so fun it almost makes callum turner seem like a serious choice
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really annoying how robpat could literally be the next james bond and people would still be like "he's doing everything for people to forget twilight🀣🀣" like he's not literally one of the best actors of his generation. like he's embarrassed to be in twilight. grow up
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despite having strong opinions about Bond casting rumors, ive never actually seen any of the Bond films. im just a professional opinion haver
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Replying to @burritoprophet
You gotta sit through Mulder getting the fuck beaten out of him by an invisible gorilla before you get to enjoy him telling Scully that she makes him a whole person
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pine 🍁 πŸŽƒ retweeted
β€˜That was a great audition, Robert Pattinson is up next’
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i have to do everything myself
we need to talk about how pball said he wants to take it in the ass instead. i haven't seen a single clip of that going around
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new line delivery to rattle around in my head
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i love that period when you find a great series & you don't care about anything except the series. you forget about everything, just you & the series.
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no <3
Harry Styles had talks with execs about playing the next James Bond. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/news/j…)
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pine 🍁 πŸŽƒ retweeted
why would australian men enlist in korean army just to appease your patriarchal definition of being a real man
Notice how they don’t have the balls to enlist and act like a real MAN
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pine 🍁 πŸŽƒ retweeted
Nick Hoult every time Robert Pattinson walks into the same audition rooms as him
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I'd be curious to see what strange little voice rob would come up with for bond
The 5 finalists that have tested for the role of James Bond: β€’ Robert Pattinson β€’ Jack Lowden β€’ Callum Turner β€’ Nicholas Hoult β€’ Josh O'Connor Who would you choose?
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i can’t stop watching this edit. i want to watch it on a big screen
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the way she keeps looking at the camera like she's about to do something unspeakable is sending me
kim playing in these people’s faces i’m fucking crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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"WHO??? her name is BAMBI???" fucking kills me every time
scully is so caught up in a fit of jealousy that she doesn't even listen to what mulder is sayingg
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Thank you boggsfiles on Instagram for blessing us with a new outtake of Post Modern Prometheus' dance scene 😍 Mulder twirls Scully 5x 😍
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"Tesla Cyber Tuck is dead" "A moment of Silence for ChatGPT" "Elon is no longer a Trillionaire" "Blue Wave" "Gen whimZ" "AI is looking to get banned" "Maga is ending"
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