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one foot through the looking glass

Joined December 2018
cat ear headband wirecutter buy it for life
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the key identity used to disprove ETH is from a guy from the 18th century named Carl Degen
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checked in on the pretty new zealand girl who messaged me on last fm when i was 17 saying she liked my music taste . she's happily engaged to a woman.. i've seen enough im gonna throw up
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the margaret hamilton photo would never happen to me because i'm tall and write only skinny papers of staggering beauty
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if u feel negatively impacted by the ugliness of square packing, i recommend internalizing the Mathematician's Cope: if these beautiful objects exhibit grotesque and difficult behaviors, it must be the problem that is wrong.
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get ready for math drop #2, where instead of big open problems they resolve all the cute, pet problems, the conference break fodder, the puzzle boxes which found a special place in a professor's heart. openai's shooting the dog of every math researcher younger than 40
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"the exponent is so bad i guess the universe is inherently ugly" are you dumb?? that is not the actual tight answer. it's a work in progress. you'd pass on the house of your dreams if you didn't like the color the walls were painted
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also, yknow what's ugly? the n log n algorithm for integer multiplication. do you know how it works? exactly. that's because it's horrible
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oh noo, your area was cleared out? your big problems all got solved? im sooo sorry. i mean, the problems ive worked on are all still standing. but i get it, we can't all work on hard problems
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i love how everything is behind a captcha now. it’s like, what if you had shitty wifi, except the wifi forces you to answer riddles and the answers help make the wifi even shittier
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fun fact: when a college in a tiny town tries to hire a prof who’s single, some ppl will address the dating issue explicitly: “you can find a wife here. many have before. we have lots of eligible profs. and it’s not encouraged but grad students in other depts are not off limits”
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put a whole soup dumpling into my mouth and my mom said, no, you’re supposed to eat them like kissing: you bite and then suck. and while i furrowed my brows she laughed
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if u write a research paper, five ppl tell u "nice work" and four of them havent read it and the fifth secretly hates u bc u have shit methodology. if instead u write gay fanfic where John Wick tells u "You have to be brave" you improve the lives of hundreds of undiscerning teens
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"math is solved" "math is dead" you know nothing, math has survived thousands of years and will be dancing on your fucking grave
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im happy to discourse and philosophize and pivot in response to ai but i will not entertain the hyperbolic dooming. you need to think about worlds outside of shitty black mirror eps. i refuse to center technology in the futures i imagine for myself, until it literally kills me
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i’ve seen enough. i’m done making myself useful. i’m deleting every pdf and tex file from my computer. then i’m joining a lindy hop club, polycule, and the dsa
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“acro yoga” whatever the fuck that is
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openai wins the millenium prize and loses the goodwill of every mathematician on earth. a beautifully karmic trade, wouldn’t have it any other way
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u know an ai company fucked up when terry tao is telling everybody he doesn’t gaf about their result
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i vaguepost one time and i go viral with qrts on my dick calling it a "prose poem". one more sign to get serious
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