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neppy

@plumnotes

one foot through the looking glass

Joined December 2018
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if u feel negatively impacted by the ugliness of square packing, i recommend internalizing the Mathematician's Cope: if these beautiful objects exhibit grotesque and difficult behaviors, it must be the problem that is wrong.
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if u write a research paper, five ppl tell u "nice work" and four of them havent read it and the fifth secretly hates u bc u have shit methodology. if instead u write gay fanfic where John Wick tells u "You have to be brave" you improve the lives of hundreds of undiscerning teens
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happy valentine's day
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i respect women. i think womb tattoos go on your head because that's the birthplace of thought
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me and who
reddit post reading "should i tell my trans girlfriend her eyeliner sucks". the post reads "my (cis female) girlfriend recently came out as trans and has started experimenting with makeup. here’s the problem, she’s awful at it and wears eyeliner in public that looks like a child drew on with a sharpie. i love her so..."

ALT reddit post reading "should i tell my trans girlfriend her eyeliner sucks". the post reads "my (cis female) girlfriend recently came out as trans and has started experimenting with makeup. here’s the problem, she’s awful at it and wears eyeliner in public that looks like a child drew on with a sharpie. i love her so..."

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still can't figure out cis women. i rlly thought this "Galnuary 6th" brunch idea would be a slam dunk
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sometimes i want to express antagonistic feelings towards other trans women, but when i introspect i find they're all rooted in my own trauma and self-hatred. with that disclaimer out of the way, here's my list of twitter tgirls who aren't as dysphoric as me but should be🧵
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new year new me
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women in stem are so desperate to feel represented they have to yassify dull esoterica to scrape together a sliver of comfort in their career choice. "schur–weyl duality is hot girl shit! the feminine urge to care a lot about latex typesetting!!" this is a cry for fucking help.
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i dont want to see ur shitty fucking "wrapped". i get it, u listen to different genres of music. ur such a fucking connoisseur. god i miss when spotify had no clue how to go viral and just shamed u for that night u drunkenly cried for hours with first love/late spring on repeat
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good-looking guy with a dog came up to me in the math section of the bookstore like "wow haha there's usually no one here". i respect the game bro but i'm not going to write a paper with u
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Its always "why did you not sleep" or "how many coffys did you have" and never "was the night dark and endless and full of promise"
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morality is designed for selfish ppl who need to be coerced into empathy. it does not serve self-flagellating ppl who mostly need to be told to chill. we need a new ethics for this sort, e.g. "if you feel bad but don't cheer yourself up with a little treat you're going to hell"
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(walks up to the cheery petsmart employee) hey where do you keep the pets that are free thinkers. im sorry but all the ones im seeing are total npcs.
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housemates are not allowed to complain about being woken up by my footsteps above them. one, i have clomp dysphoria. two, im the light-footedest bitch on the planet
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your fave spunky romcom sidekick is written by a sad, hypocritical screenwriter who has never in her life "told him how you feel"
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i want to be a professor that writes shitty papers and loves his wife. right now i write incredible papers and charlotte isn't really in the picture anymore
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my slender form and limp wrists attract many suitors, but they all leave when i show them something too mundane, too realistic, too lacking in heightened emotionality, and tell them, this is what i see in us; this is what we could be.
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men find me irresistible because i'm highly responsive to their silly, desperate flirting; i riposte with a blush or a giggle in an instant. i am proud to say my average latency in this regard is 20ms, better performance than most consumer grade devices
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they keep coming out with new types of trans girls with increasingly advanced tech, it fucking sucks. im getting blown tf out on the tl by selfies exhibiting power creep characteristics, im talkin pre-puberty transition, prom queen runner-up, real genuine daddy issues type ladies
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