Poppy Scarlett

When you ask your boyfriends to Eiffel Tower you and they say no

iPhone memories is like ‘remember this moment?’ and it’s just you during the worst acne breakout of your life

Lowkey me when they started watching this

You look like you use the exact amount of garlic that the recipe asks for (derogatory)

Find me on the other app: bsky.app/profile/polyampoppy… Sexy profile: bsky.app/profile/poppy-scarl…

Monogamous person: polyamorous people spend so much time defending themselves, it makes me think they’re just doing it for attention Polyamorous person: we wouldn’t have to defend ourselves if you didn’t constantly criticise us Monogamous person: shut up cuck

If I could go back in time this is how I would come out

I am attracted to masculinity. But crucially, the type that makes you feel protected and not scared.

Brought together 200 non-monogamous people to play board games this week. Non-monogs will know this is a true scheduling marvel.

In my 20s I enjoyed going on dates to cocktail bars, getting drunk and then hooking up. Now I’m in my 30s I prefer dates that start in the daytime, where we go for a slow walk and get to know eachother or perhaps do a romantic or playful activity toegther, and then we hook up.

Making out > fingering > then put it in me > fingering again > both at the same time > put it in my mouth > make out > put your hand inside me > kiss my neck > cover my mouth and tell me to cum again > repeat

Ever since I was a little kid I knew that I wanted two boyfriends

Does anyone else feel like their PMS has gotten worse in their 30s? What’s that about?

To get to tell all my best anecdotes to fresh ears

Third base is when I introduce you to my other partners

To get fingered, obviously