Marketing Ops @google, creator @ittybits_eth, Punk⁷⁷⁴¹, ex-@Microsoft

Washington, Kirkland
Joined March 2008
I promised a thread 🧵 on @ittybits_eth. ⚠️be warned, my threads are intense. I’m going to cover: 1️⃣ The Collection (art) 2️⃣ The Creative Nuances (behind the pixels) 3️⃣ The Tech (website, tools) 4️⃣ The Protocol (#ethscriptions) You're likely to learn a lot - buckle up.
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Deterministic Abstract Expressionism, stroke by stroke.
"Hell, I could paint that!" Now you can generate unique abstract expressionist art using your prior Ethereum TXs. 🎨
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"Hell, I could paint that!" Now you can generate unique abstract expressionist art using your prior Ethereum TXs. 🎨
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black structures, layers of white overpaint, buried color, occasional drips and spatters. Every painting is drawn deterministically with code, seeded by an Ethereum transaction hash.
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Try your own wallet, ENS or TX hash. Find the painting hiding in your TX history, and download a high-resolution version. abstract.posvar.com Share your most interesting TX in comments.
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Vibed a 27” Meural to display my wallet’s last ethereum TX as a @tylerxhobbs Fidenza in 1080x1920 format.
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27” Meural art frame, vibe coded to be a daily dashboard, refreshed via Raspberry Pi.
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First day of wearing progressive lenses: All the disorientation of six margaritas, zero calories, and you can expense them to your vision insurance.
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Is it just me, or does it feel like a short stack morning? 🤏 🥞
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Who is @osseneth? Wrong answers only.
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Not my usual style to post half naked photos, but what the hell… 🤣 45, no gear, pure pixel labor. I encourage people to compete on health, not wealth rankings or lambos. More health, more family = true wealth, and happiness.
🤖 Made with AI
Not my usual style to post half naked photos, but what the hell... 🤣 Also 49, no AI, no photoshop, pure human labor. I encourage people to compete on health, not wealth rankings or lambos. More health, more family = true wealth, and happiness.
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12×12. the frame is compensating.
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zero ittybits have been burned🔥 phew
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Open-sourced the ethscription rescue bundle here: xitter.cf/ittybits_eth/status/21… Git hub: github.com/Posvar/itty-rescu…
nice work mate would be great to OS the bundle work so it’s on-hand should someone need it in future
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NEVER GIVE SOMEONE YOUR SEED PHRASE. @NonDual33 knew that. But his wallet was already compromised, assets had been drained, and 12 ittybits were still stuck inside. He trusted me to attempt a rescue. We got all 12 back. Here’s what happened. 🧵
Welcome home, my beloved Ittybits ✨ To get them back I broke crypto's number one rule: I gave someone access to my wallet. It was compromised and being drained. I saw no other route, so I took a leap of faith with @posvar
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This worked because the assets were still there and we could obtain the necessary signatures. It doesn’t reverse completed thefts. Private bundles aren’t a guaranteed recovery method, and clearing delegated code doesn’t make an exposed private key safe again.
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I don’t want sharing wallet secrets to become a recovery workflow. I’m exploring a guided rescue experience where collectors with seed-compromised wallets can check what remains, prepare a rescue, and sign locally. ittybits.xyz will never receive anyone’s private key or seed phrase. If this feature would be a service to you - let me know in comments. Difficult for me to assess how many collectors this would actually benefit.
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