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Professor Burn retweeted
MCAFFEE: I AM *JACKED* TO BE IN BA-TAWN ROUGE LOU-EAZY-ANNA. THESE ARE MY PEOPLE
SABAN: They’d kill you with rocks
HOWARD: [stilted laughter]
HERBSTREIT: In theory, if Burger King were to send me coupon in the mail, I would use them
MCAFFEE: [climbing chair] HEYYYYYYY-OOOOOOO
Professor Burn retweeted
"Who has the strongest SOS?"
"The SEC."
"Why?"
"Because they play a bunch of SEC teams."
"How good are SEC teams?"
"Really good, because they play a bunch of SEC teams."
"How do you know if SEC teams are better than teams from other conferences?"
"They are better, because they play a lot more SEC teams than teams from other conferences."
Professor Burn retweeted
If I were a D3 college coach I’m recruiting this guy strictly off vibes. Low Rider 🎵 as the background song and throwing a pen between cars in his front yard
Professor Burn retweeted
POV: it’s September 5th 2026
- you just woke up after staying in last night and you feel like a million bucks
- hit the gym quickly and a good sauna session
- grab a bacon egg and cheese from the local
- text your boys what are we taking today?
- catch the last few minutes of college gameday while you have your coffee (black) and BEC. The kid misses the field goal
- bet on Indiana -34.5 against north Texas. It obviously misses by a field goal.
- it’s fine you’ll regroup for the 3:30 slate and hit a bar vibes will be up
- your boys little brother is a freshman at Texas so take their team total over. Arch is obviously going to bounce back right?
- they cover the spread but the over misses. Just awful
- grab pizza and double down on LSU in Death Valley against Clemson. They win but don’t cover. Down 4 units to start the year is brutal.
- the Hawaii game stares at you for the get right game. Place a bet and fall asleep at halftime. You wake up Sunday and it hits. Only down three units you think to yourself… could’ve been way worse and besides at least football is back
We’re so fucking close
Professor Burn retweeted
There are only 3 Thursday nights left without nfl or college football. Just. Three.
After tonight, just 2.
