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projectyl

@projectyl

i'm not still here. please consider stopping being here also.

Joined March 2008
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see, what i do here on twitter is challenge the traditional notion that tweets should be "enjoyable" or "for some conceivable audience"
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a new twitter meme appears something about spider research in the amazon apparently it's a movie quote? and you feel something strange it takes a bit, but then you realize you feel... nothing? no urge to join in, to riff and it dawns on you it's over you are, at last, truly free
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i had a lot of good years with you all here my entire adult life so far, basically see you all on bluesky, i hope, or maybe mastodon
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just got a push notification on my phone at two in the morning, to let me know that a person i do not follow or recognize has tweeted a mild clapback against someone else i do not follow or recognize so uh guess i'm progressing to the "desktop-only" part of my twitter phase-out
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if we're twitter friends and you're still on here to see this, i've got a couple of codes for elsewhere!
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baba you stop that this minute baba you are not a kirby, you do not have a Mouthful Mode
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i like bluesky that's going to be my main one, now, i think looking forward to it getting even more folks
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(psst - i have a new invite to give, today)
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you have to be careful with yodas because if a yoda bites you then you turn into a yoda
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you have to be careful with shreks because if a shrek bites you then you turn into a shrek
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you have to be careful with boat-draculas because if a boat-dracula bites you then you turn into a boat-dracula
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you ever do that thing where you hear a classic 90s song for the first time, parse the lyrics as one of the most beautiful anti-suicide anthems you have ever heard, and then look it up and find out it's actually about the film "cat-women on the moon" (1953)
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looking back, "it is incredibly difficult to understand why customers like this product" was a really weird message for cinnamon toast crunch to be pushing
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today has been Complicated and full of Events but also it is maybe the only time i'll ever get to improv the line "well, steal my pillow and call me geraldine, you've done it!" (because the team had won but also they had stolen my pillow and called me geraldine)
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saw a clickbait headline saying that the villain of the upcoming new mario game has just been revealed i clicked it's bowser okay, thank you, article
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In Super Mario Sunshine, a Yoshi disintegrates if it does not eat a fruit every 3 minutes. If such a Yoshi wished to live for as long as possible, it would need to consume 480 fruits per day, or 175200 fruits per year. Below is a visualization of that amount.
Image from Supper Mario Broth (@MarioBrothBlog)
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went to "stranger things: the experience" with my work friends i haven't seen the show still, but 'spretty neat! good acting, major-theme-park-level special effects, you get to wear a wristband if that's something you're a fan of
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if i have any mutuals here waiting for a code to the Other Place, the one whose name is the Color of the Upness, let me know i must refer to it only indirectly, as if i were an old norse bard, lest i be searched
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hot take: the orerereo meme counts as a conlang
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"" oh, whoops, i accidentally finished the line and it disappeared
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@16bitnostalgia12 Jul 2023
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years ago i worked at a gas station one time a man came in, pulled a picture out of his pocket, and, menacing and conspiratorial, asked me who it was it was the actor paul newman the man relaxed i'd passed his test he bought gas and left still not sure what that guy's deal was
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don't worry, you can ignore this image it's just a red Haring
a signed 1986 artwork by keith haring, with red as its primary color

ALT a signed 1986 artwork by keith haring, with red as its primary color

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Li Chen@Exocomics8 Jul 2023
I dreamt I won a million dollars worth of popcorn and a bunch of trucks started delivering loose, popped corn in a giant pile to my house and everyone was so happy for me and crying and saying how it was truly a life changing amount of popcorn
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