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projectyl

@projectyl

i'm not still here. please consider stopping being here also.

Joined March 2008
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In Super Mario Sunshine, a Yoshi disintegrates if it does not eat a fruit every 3 minutes. If such a Yoshi wished to live for as long as possible, it would need to consume 480 fruits per day, or 175200 fruits per year. Below is a visualization of that amount.
Image from Supper Mario Broth (@MarioBrothBlog)
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Li Chen@Exocomics8 Jul 2023
I dreamt I won a million dollars worth of popcorn and a bunch of trucks started delivering loose, popped corn in a giant pile to my house and everyone was so happy for me and crying and saying how it was truly a life changing amount of popcorn
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oh to be a 180 cm tall man holding a leaf
Image from depths of wikipedia! (@depthsofwiki)
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You should not be making fun of the rich Titanic tourists' deaths just because they spent so much money on their tickets. That is the sunk cost fallacy.
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would happily invoke Ra or some sort of moon god if that would be helpful
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Jeremy@jeremylevick7 Jun 2023
Hi👋 Mathematician here. Today is 6/6. And that's pretty cool. Why? Well in math, 6 is technically the same number as 6! ...Yep. Really. Still skeptical? here's an experiment: Write down two 6's. Notice a similarity? That's because 🧵1/?
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What do you get if you cross an anagram with a joke? A kind of joyous, eager magic that wows at any hour. #anagram
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overheard a girl step outside where it’s a little chilly and say “it’s giving jacket”
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Do unto others as the birds instruct you to do.
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projectyl@projectyl18 Sep 2018
i made a robot play through the talos principle 1000 times and then write its own game, let's see what it came up with: [it has asserted its own personhood and ascended to a truer reality :( ]
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Trans people are targets of cruelty right now. Official targets, official cruelty. By law. Life is already hard for them, and there is a significant bloc of assholes working night and day to make it harder. If you aren't in direct, vocal opposition to that, you are a bad person.
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Pukicho@pukicho20 May 2023
I have decided to stop having personal growth. I am going to stagnate and become evil, thanks all.
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[Percy Bysshe Shelley's mother on the phone] RUSTICATED, you say? surely not for CONTUMACY -- you're saying my boy has been RUSTICATED for CONTUMACY? our Percy, CONTUMACED enough for RUSTICATION? has you at least also rusticated that awful chum of his, THOMAS JEFFERSON HOGG?
Image from Daniel M. Lavery (@daniel_m_lavery)
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Jon Bois@jon_bois13 May 2023
maybe this is just sour grapes, but whatever: i feel like the people who are picked to come out of the seats and play are always the same rotating group of guys. i’ve been to a lot of nba games and i’ve never been picked
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Sorry everyone. It turns out I’ve been leaning against a big button that sets the world to “worse” every day for years
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Image from Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps)
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Pukicho@pukicho21 Apr 2023
The world is so scary, yet here I am, crawling at you on all fours extremely fast
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Jon Bois@jon_bois21 Apr 2023
Is eight dollars really too much? Most people are pickpocketed for much more than eight dollars every day. I am typically pickpocketed every 20 to 30 minutes.
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projectyl@projectyl20 Apr 2020
i do not observe this "four twenty" stuff because it is not really my preferred indulgence, i am not one to "bake" also personally i cannot justify risking injury to the blackbirds or wasting a perfectly good pie crust
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katie@skatie4208 Apr 2023
my mom sometimes makes pictures of what she thinks our wordle scores look like
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Image from katie (@skatie420)
Image from katie (@skatie420)
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