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Joined November 2010
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A run of movies today so dogshit I’ve dug into the archives for Strangers With Candy to wrap things up on a high note.
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I’m acc still mad at how bad Practical Magic 2 is. Dianne Wiest & Stockard Channing brought back to act as set dressing. Lee Pace criminally underused. The entire UK part of the film was both too long and underdeveloped. Blank nondescript villain. Why was Joey King the focus!
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the uk government wanting to ban ebay vinted and depop for under 16s as part of their osa and this is only the beginning yet idiots on this app last week were calling any brit against the new rules a porn addict which is exactly what the government wanted
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Still laughing at this
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Burnham selling off the things that Thatcher wouldnt have dared to touch. Hell, even Boris Johnson wouldnt touch.
Privatisation of British Library: To be asset stripped, destroyed like water companies & Royal Mail: BL management will close reading rooms, converting them into paid, private spaces operated by commercial company. They propose outsourcing in-house security. Stop this rip-off.
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That Yaga show is intriguing enough but why isn’t Carrie Anne Moss in it more 😤 also hilarious that the main way they chose to distinguish between Hudson’s two characters was to stick an ugly giant nose on one of them
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You DO have to be anti-censorship for EVERYTHING. You CANNOT be ‘anti-censorship except for—’ because you might be against the censorship of face sitting but not ageplay, and yet they are STILL both punished. YOU HAVE TO BE ANTI-CENSORSHIP FOR IT ALL REGARDLESS OF YOUR TASTES
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WHIMSICAL. The word is whimsical. Whimsy is a noun, whimsical is the adjective. You’re describing a song so you use a describing word. Which is an adjective! Can people stop skipping grammar lessons you sound like idiots
olivia making a whimsy christmas song isn’t the same as a 40 yo writing cleveland
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“Yee/She-Haw” is a banger
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I’m all for RTV villains and people bringing this kind of smoke but where tf was this energy on the actual show?? Because to only spit this kind of vitriol in your exit interviews just comes off as being a sore loser
Michael is so embarrassing & Victor is a king #traitorsUS #traitorsnewblood
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Also not for nothing, Victor may have mentioned Michael’s name in the castle but he was gunning for Tomica the entire time, it was everybody else that voted for Michael. None of this makes sense!
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The fact they avoid northern France but visit southern England is not mere happenstance. The French have no doubt done something terrible to the Raven which we are not privy to
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I take great issue with this new authoritarian pornography law, and I’ll use 4 tweets by the MP behind this bill to demonstrate why (3 of which she’s now deleted.) First, is the inherent vagueness - wholly unacceptable for something risking prison time. Asato herself claims it “unlikely” that “face-sitting without obstructing breathing” to be illegal. Well, which is it? Especially because she elsewhere claims that “consent can be a defence.” That’s a legal argument: making consent the affirmative defence. However, if for example, non-fatal strangulation is treated as serious harm, then that violates the whole principle of consent as affirmative defence. So, is said action serious harm? Who knows? Asato certainly doesn’t. After all, she separates “Breath restriction during sexual activity” & “Strangulation or throat compression” as two separate points. Moreover, Asato’s ridiculous response to Clips4Sale banning numerous categories was that they should’ve “engaged with regulators.” In other words, Asato herself has no clue. It’s abundantly clear that her bill is based on her own personal views of what constitutes proper behaviour in the bedroom. The guidelines ban “gagging during oral sex” - a very normal part of said action. She, and her defenders, may pretend it’s to do with safety, but it’s not. It’s clear it’s her opposition to oral sex in principle. Else, why would she link the article titled ‘Oral sex is now the leading risk factor for throat cancer’ which she claims, “as for harms of oral sex, this is useful to read.” What consenting adults do in the privacy of their homes is their own business, not Asato’s. She deserves to lose her seat in the next election, and this bill needs to be repealed.
New laws to tackle harmful pornography are now in force. What happens online can have real-life consequences. These changes aim to prevent the normalisation of sexual violence and abuse, as part of our wider work to tackle violence against women and girls.
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Hey so does anyone remember UK government forcing Apple to build them a back door into iCloud? Yeah the implementation of this turns off Advanced Data Protection by default and you cannot turn it back on. So they can scan anything in your ICloud for harmful content
Replying to @Heyrohanislam
What Apple Wrote Support document, November 3. From iOS 27.3 (public in December), anything shared from iCloud Photos or iCloud Drive with “Anyone with the link” gets checked by Apple for “harmful content.” Apple’s own words: the item “is accessible to anyone who has the link, including Apple.” And it “is no longer end-to-end encrypted, even if the owner or participants have turned on Advanced Data Protection.”
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And wouldn’t you know that incredibly broad and intentionally vaguely-defined new law about certain types of content now being illegal to possess comes into force today… much to consider if you have a UK based iCloud account and are even slightly outspoken about the government.
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It’s so funny how Joe and Katie are still trying to convince themselves / the other contestants that Victor’s fruitgate is a weak theory when it led to the first Traitor banishment just last week #TheTraitorsNewBlood
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To nobody’s surprise I’ve got a slightly different perspective: 1. Lawrence Chaney 2. Ginger Johnson 3. Tia Kofi 4. Kyran Thrace 5. Danny Beard 6. The Vivienne 7. Flesh 8. Gawdland 9. Blu Hydrangea 10. Bones 11. Krystal Versace
FINAL UK DRAG RACE WINNERS RANKING OF THE BBC SEASONS </3 1. Gawdland 2. The Vivienne 3. Lawrence 4. Kyran 5. Danny 6. Tia 7. Blu 8. Krystal 9. Bones 10. Flesh 11. Ginger
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Ironically she’s the one I enjoy the most of the SoHo girlies and was fairly level with her top 3 but Krystal & Bones winning before her (against much stronger queens) just sours it a bit unforch
The winner of RuPaul's #DragRaceUK Season 8 is... FLESH!! CONDRAGULATIONS!! 🎉🎉
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I don’t know why it autocorrected to stress the Ho in Soho but it works 🤣
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