NUFC, Vespa, Belgian beer(s). Once shouted "How man! McManaman, man!" at Steve McManaman, man!

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Joined November 2009
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🎶 Her soul slides away but don’t look back in Asda I heard you say 🎶 #sally
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But there’s no cartel! 🤦‍♂️
🚨 Man Utd co- owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe confirming the "big six" clubs had greater voice/more voting power than the other clubs. 👀 🗣Ratcliffe: "There use to be a coalition of the top six major clubs who would have a certain influence on the Premier League" #ManCity #PL
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Newcastle are selling dressing gowns modeled by John ruddy on the club website to try and boost psr while man city are cooking the books to the tune of 900 mill. Whey aye man
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🚨 Manchester United are selling a 7cm cube of Old Trafford turf for £125. The product description calls it a "priceless memento..."
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Crazy considering Manchester United have conceded 7 goals in 4 games!
Lewis Hall is the highest-rated defender in the Premier League this season (7.59). ⚫️⚪️
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Great start from United! Intensity Fluid! Foden sent off… LETS GOOOOOOO
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would shut the Rovers Return early tonight if I were Annie Walker. Young Guvnors Curly Watts and Les Battersby barricaded in the snug while K Stand Reds Ashley Peacock and Fred Gee, fuelled on an afternoon session of Newton & Ridley, vow retribution. There'll be mither...
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Argentine President refuses to confirm or deny whether his mother visited the Embassy club in Manchester in 1969.
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Fuck Elanga Fuck Wissa Fuck Jaissle Fuck Newcastle Fuck Tottenham
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Spurs' public announcer pre-match vs Newcastle: 'We’ve spent and we’ve spent. We’re back. We’re going places. We’re huge.' #THFC
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Cheats
⛔️MANCHESTER UNITED KIT BREACH ❌Club falls foul of PL rules in first match of season 🦁Those without sleeve sponsor have to display PL badge on both arms ⚠️United did not (at Hull) and were given a 'polite reminder' ✅PL badge will be on both v Ipswich dailymail.com/sport/football… #mufc
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This hurts more than seeing Bruno in an Arsenal Shirt 😢
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Bored earlier on… Came up with this I don't mind I get the feeling We’ll be fine I still believe that In the Toon We've got the River Tyne And Lewis Miley (Life of Riley - Lightning Seeds) #nufc #LewisMiley @toonchants @NufcChants_ @nufcchant @nufcchant
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🚨Exclusive🚨 Arsenal have dictated a letter that's in a pile of things to be typed, checked, authorised and then posted 2nd class. We understand the letter will state that they're considering preparing a bid for Bruno 🤔 #NUFC #Arse #COYG
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Replying to @cyp_toon
The next hill on Wimbledon will be called FERYHILL
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This is the blueprint. Help start the fire by excitedly reporting the interest. Add kindling to ensure it keeps burning by constantly tweeting the same thing with the words changed or moved into a different order. Watch the fire spread, wait for the player to say he wants the move and then declare it’s up to the clubs to agree a fee. His current club didn’t want to sell but now the conditions for the buying club to succeed have been stoked and the wind is in their favour. Job done. And it will be repeated.
🚨💣 BREAKING! Julián Álvarez: “The best thing for me is a TRANSFER and I want to FULFILL MY DREAM”. 🔥 As always reported, Julián has agreed to join Barça and wants the move. It depends on clubs now… …after €100m bid rejected few weeks ago.
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A 2nd childhood Liverpool fan has been studying perfect Spanish
Anthony Gordon speaking in Spanish at his Barcelona unveiling after making the move from Newcastle 🇪🇸
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🚨Breaking 🚨@premierleague Chief Richard Masters talking to @SkySportsNews: “If Trump does indeed push the button, we will have no option other than to deduct Everton 12 points”
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If anyone sees Judas today please tell him to call me ASAP
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Does he not understand the fans have flights to catch? Premier league players are so out of touch it’s unreal.
Dominik Szoboszlai: "I don’t think it helps us that after 80mins people start to go home. Everyone is noticing that and when we concede a goal still people are leaving the stadium. I understand the frustration but we need them. I think it should be normal that in hard times we stick together even more. "We want to make them happy, it’s not that we do it on purpose. They can be angry but stick with us because we are a family, we need you guys." nytimes.com/athletic/7120355…
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