im like if rick sanchez was a 19 year old white guy from the midwest kinda.

proship/fic + shedrtwt dni
Joined September 2026
>INTRO 🧡< > PUNK RICK πŸ§ͺπŸ”₯ > it/he > 19 y.o. > pisces > d1 rick and morty enthusiast > autistic so please dont mind the odd mannerisms punkricksanchez.straw.page
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I actually hate miamicop sorry guys it's like the only selfcest ship I hate
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when u have a grandson
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during
How long after sex is it ok to hit the vape
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white rick and morty fans when you say cracker
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if I was in a t4t relationship and my partner thought of me like this i'd kill myself on the spot
ill never forget the time i was at a twitter tgirl party in boston & i jokingly said to a certain well-known egirl/musician that i was jealous she had 3 girlfriends & I only had one. she responded "shuttup, you have a cis girlfriend that's more than most of us ever will have"
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summer is so lesbian to me. idc. she is going thru comphet. she believes she likes these boys because of the notion "teen girls like boys" and she wants 2 be a cool girl with a boyfriend. hanging with rick makes her realize more that bs doesnt matter. give this girl a butch NOW
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whats everyone being for halloween :3
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if i walk into your house and its 85 fucking degrees im skinning you alive and hanging you from the gutters out front to warn your family.
am i bugging? i feel like 80-90 is the perfect room temperature
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my heart aches constantly for miami morty like hes only 14 but hes presenting himself like this and it makes me so sad hes just a baby
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Me (not smoking weed): I wish I was smoking weed right now Me (smoking weed): finally I love smoking weed
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scientists discover the Hi
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I HAVE ACTUALLY DONE THIS
strap from a midwestern girl and she goes "ope" when it slips out
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i thought edtwt was for people with limp penises what the fuck is this
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I’m tired of some of yall thinking calling people out for being racist or rapist or PEDOPHILES is considered β€œpetty drama” 😭 like actually die
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some of us drown while others die of thirst.
so um. whats the protocol in case ✨it✨ gets even bigger? 8 months on hrt and this morning i looked down and went β€œβ€¦β€¦no fucking way dude” LOL
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6 things i love and 6 oomfs to do it (((: 1. sleeping 2. rainstorms 3. my vape 4. weed 5. my kitties (technically 2 things but hush) 6. sharks @doofusricktdick @ToxicccRick @BirdpersonFan @B00G3R_A1DS @ccandyummrs @leopaardz
6 things i love and 6 oomfs to do it :) 1. cats 2. the colour blue 3. jumping spiders 4. skateboarding 5. minecraft 6. diet coke @Lithengard @gglvr6323 @nikolairium @punkricksanchez @ceritowo @seesailorr
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