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Joined September 2026
look what i got from @23flav0rs .......
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I'd say hair is more mainstream than taking out the trash
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Replying to @Ember_arab
let’s not forget the guy who loves when characters look like twisters when they spin around really fast. also the electric shock fetish guy, then the blonde lady buying a cart full of wonder bread fetish guy.
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a meteor just hit the school at my sims 3 save file and now the entire population of child and teen sims in the neighborhood has been decimated
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American schools can be so fucked sometimes because I genuinely did believe this when I was younger because that's essentially what I was taught
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How do I get him off?? #prickcest #rickcest
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freud is jerking off in his grave rn
Me when I'm reading a doc exposing a "pedophile" and the "pedophilia" is just them being a lolicon/shotacon.
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white rick and morty fans
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hila was born in 1988 so it's entirely possible she could relaunch the brand as H8H8 or maybe HH88
The crazy thing is that H3H3 stands for "Hila Hacmon + Ethan Edward" (her maiden name and his middle name) so pretty soon the brand's name will make sense for the first time since 2012
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Replying to @ElysianFieldTTV
You don't need to be discrete about disposing sex toys lmao. Just take it to the electric waste disposal (or throw in normal house trash if not electric). I promise you the guy at the disposal both knows that you jack off (because he does too) and does not give a damn.
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Retail workers aren't human
A woman just passed her item and money to her daughter who looks easily 13 at least and tells her to go pay. The kid looks at her mom and says "I have to pay for it?" And the mom said "it's my money, I think you can handle it" the daughter comes up. She does not greet me back.
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What the fuck do you think she was trying to do? You want her to work on her social skills but also never talk to another person unless her social skills are perfect. You see how thats contradictory right?
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why do games only ever have straight hair and hair for black people? i'm white as fuck but my hair is really curly and none of these options work. is it so hard to make curly hair that isn't locs?
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Replying to @youcantlivewith
is it manners or do you feel slighted that a child didn’t perform for you?
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Replying to @patrickowlemoji
sometimes it considers reposts as things you posted
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Girl she's just nervous.
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it is ai
what the hell is the difference between t string and g string
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imagine being 13 and doing something like this for the first time, you’re nervous and shy. then the bitch cashier posts about it on twitter…. like omg fuck you😭😭😭😭😭😭
A woman just passed her item and money to her daughter who looks easily 13 at least and tells her to go pay. The kid looks at her mom and says "I have to pay for it?" And the mom said "it's my money, I think you can handle it" the daughter comes up. She does not greet me back.
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Replying to @ricksredmachete
Maybe she's shy?? Who TF cares, anyway?? The transaction completed, it is what it is. Not everything needs to be a social thing.
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Replying to @ricksredmachete
you’re being too harsh maybe it’s just a shy kid. consider perspectives that aren’t your own every once in a while
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they got sent to a camp to make them stop creating bullshit
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