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my account got put into twitter jail lol, i’ll see you guys again in a week or 2

England, United Kingdom
Joined January 2021
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gonna stay priv until my account goes back to normal, smh
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men who argue about semantics in regards to what is or isn’t pedophilia are almost always pedophiles themselves. they don’t care about whether you’re using the term correctly, they just wanna justify their attraction to children. this is disgusting.
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i should start up my own GP practice and call it CriticalCareByCeleste lmao i’m so good at doctordle 😗😗 (the 2nd one was a semi-informed lucky guess, but ignore that)
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“shook rat”…. girl u blocked me first 🤨
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maga supporters every time trump does some bullshit (roughly every 6-12hrs):
Fool me once that's okay. Fool me twice that's okay. Fool me three times that's okay. Fool me four times that's okay. Fool me five times that's alright. Fool me six times that's okay. Fool me seven times that's alright.
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whenever i see posts like this, i can’t help but think about the rate of adult-onset tics/tourette’s. with the amount of people attacking john, there’s a good chance a few will develop coprolalia at some point. i’d love to be a fly on the wall…
Replying to @Heavy_Boab
Tell your son to not be racist. Pretty simple.
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this is my mental representation of donald trump and stephen miller lol. they’re entities brought to earth by the antichrist, there’s no way they’re human. like, i’m an atheist, but they made me believe in the concept of demonic spirits. there’s no other explanation.
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they really think they’ve discovered something here, as if cyraxx is some unknown creature
Hi @FBI, this dude from Akron, Ohio, is threatening to shoot ICE agents because he thinks they are "terrorists."
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gochujang and tajin on a baguette dipped in an egusi soup with kielbasa instead of goat meat #mrworldwide
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why is there a band playing spooky scary skeletons outside of the white house ?!
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do u guys remember when the news tab had actual news? there’s more substance on the snapchat discover page nowadays holy shit
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the concept of an out gay republican, previously linked to a tumblr account which shared nazi porn, hosting a debate with an ai-generated opponent, as she refuses his debate requests
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every word is more exciting and less sensible than the last
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no but why does the fork do that
first valentine’s together 💌
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how can one find the time to create a list of over TWO THOUSAND accounts in this damn economy??? get a hobby omg
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wtf is happening on the pbs news live stream on tiktok and why is nobody talking about this??? gave me a bloody heart attack i thought it was the end of times 🥲 #pbs #pbsnews #tiktok
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i hate this useless app.
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if the replies actually load underneath the tweet instead of on top, my feed randomly flicks itself and changes position constantly. it’s been like 3 weeks now get it sorted 😡😡😡😡😡
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and they posted about mother’s day an hour before they posted about eid… you don’t care about mother’s day, you just want a reason to be upset, you didn’t even care to check if you were right lmfao
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they posted about mothers day an hour before they posted about eid btw. unless you’re a british veteran or in active duty yourself, these muslim patriots are doing way more to protect the UK than you ever have… if you’ve been in the military, you’d know that.
Replying to @BritishArmy
It's mother's day you pandering cunts
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