Pat Butcher in daps

London, England
Joined January 2009
Every day.
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I adore the show so much it made me nervous they'd get it wrong, but it was funny, poignant and charming and I absolutely loved it. #RainyReview #GhostsThePossessionOfButtonHouse
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People who don't delete a post when they find out it's fake/satire #Names
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Of course.
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Josie Long used to cut her toenails on stage and this alone should have seen her ostracised from polite society.
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The environment trying to get @TheGreenParty to notice it again.
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Spent far too much time wondering how one *does* get consent from an Egyptian mummy. Then I realised...
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Maybe Scotland will realise now that consent from the living is also quite important.
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Made some new friends, but they're a tad flighty. Bribed with sugar water.
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Such a great journalistic instinct.
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Get burnt to fuck on holiday.
Name one thing “white people” do better than “Black people”
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Counterpoint: Hanging is too good for them.
Fining ‘headphone-dodgers’ is so utterly petty. What next? Can we pls fine strangers for initiating inane small talk.
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"And I said 'it's a shame that Stats for Lefties is jacking it in- I really enjoyed her polished presentation of the facts.' What did I say, Roy?" "You said, 'I bet he's being investigated by the DWP.'" "Shut up Roy, no I didn't!"
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This clip should be part of the 'Life in the UK test - anyone who laughs gets points.
"Sid, look at the girls" Wa Wa Wa #shootingstars
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It's ok to be upset about buildings being burnt to the ground by a rampaging mob, actually.
to anyone breathless over burning belleépoqueslop: 1883 isn’t ancient history and if you want to get upset about the condition of building take a look at some of the schools
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My mam has just referred to Josh Widdicombe as Penfold and now I can never unsee it #StrictlyComeDancing
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Looking forward to the rioters selling their looted Rolexes to buy nicer text books for their school.
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When you go to primary school parent's evening.
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Following a vote by our party Council, the Scottish Greens will no longer be posting on Twitter/X. We have serious concerns about the site's direction of travel, particularly how it has spread misinformation and hate You can still find us on other platforms.
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