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Nairobi, Kenya
Joined December 2012
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والله ماحب استهزئ باهتمامات احد بس كل يوم احمد ربي لما اشوف الشات اللي عند ذولا يعني انت مستوعب ان فيه الالاف يشوفون شخص تافه ينام وينتظرونه بالساعات يقوم، لما تفكر فيها كل واحد من ذولا عنده حياة كاملة واهل وناس تستعجب ياخي مستحيل مستحيل ماعندك شي افضل تسويه مهما كانت حياتك فارغة
KAI JUMPED UP OUT HIS SLEEP & STARTED SINGING FAMILY GUY 😭
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Look no further
Genuinely curious, has any club legend ever gone on to become a successful manager at the club where they made their name?
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los hombres nos hacemos los tontos nomas,nos damos cuenta rapido cual es para casarse,cual es inmadura, cual solo te busca por algo,cual es igual a todas, sabemos todo
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You seem to understand the empire perfectly
Não entendo os EUA. Ter uma amante derruba um CEO. Mas pedofilia não derruba o presidente?
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Okay, no problem. Tell Eriksen to put his prem medal on the table please
Odegaard is nowhere near as good as prime eriksen, not even close 👍🏻
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You cannot reconcile with people who are not honest about how they mistreated you.
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They called me a mad man.
Bruno Fernandes about to get another manager sacked.
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All human relationships these days feel like mind games and ego battles
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So why were you guys begging for Myles LS ?? 🤣🤣
The only Arsenal midfielder that walks into Manchester United midfield is Declan Rice.. Nobody else.
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One of the most effective ways to keep people from questioning an unjust system is to convince them that their ability to survive it makes them morally superior to those who can't.
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Cici Ni Cifuna
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Kenya 🇰🇪 Albert Ojwang was a teacher. Today the blasphemist in charge pretends to care about teachers in posts. Check all comments. RIP Albert teapaw.org/hnnsbnd/status/2120869…
Replying to @WilliamsRuto
“But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.” — Matthew 18:6 (KJV)
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Por lo visto los hombres viven en otro planeta. Aquí en la Tierra el clima solo castiga a las mujeres.
1.5 billion women & girls live in climate hotspots. At #COP31, @UN_Women urges stronger #ClimateAction that puts women’s rights at its heart, warning that the climate crisis could push up to 141 million more women and girls into extreme poverty by 2050. unwomen.org/en/news-stories/…
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I deleted this tweet last year but oh well
Huyu jamaa kuna kitu kubwa sana Ruto owes him, a huge unpayable debt
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Fun Facts: @Amaddiallo_19 did not score a single goal under Michael Carrick in 11 months at Manchester United. His last goal for the club was Dec 2025. "Your only hope is corner"
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Caicedo anasema anataka armband mamaee😭😂
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🚨 BREAKING Amad Diallo never scored a goal under carrick
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Amad didnt score a single goal under him.......
We can confirm Michael Carrick has departed his role as men’s first-team head coach.

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Replying to @Nikita_Kering
You are enroute to becoming a CIA asset. So let me see if I can predict your life. You'll be given an agent, kindly know that they most definitely will be your handler, calling the shots, telling you what to do and react to. There is a possibility they'll have ties to MK Ultra, a CIA mind control program. Soon you'll run into more listeners, they'll be bots gaming the algorithm to PsyOp the masses into thinking you are a global star. Of course they'll parade you around naked or in the skimpiest of dress wear. You'll start a foundation; vulnerable communities targeting; women and gays. And even though you have never had a political opinion before today, by next year you'll be everywhere talking politic, a mouthpiece of the US State Department. You'll feature on tv shows with Africa targeted propaganda.
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Simple, angalia artists wote wenye wako funded by USAID, big companies like Sony, look at how they dress, their sexuality, and what they project in their lyrics
Replying to @MainlandAfrica
I’m really interested in understanding this further, especially how American foreign policy interests would find their way into an artist’s work. How exactly does that influence happen, and would the artists themselves even be aware of the role they’re playing? I’d genuinely love to hear more of your thoughts on this.
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