Guy That Gets Shot In The Head 100,000 Times A Day

Joined September 2010
Girlfriend excitedly showing me the picture she took of me while I was asleep
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Beastmode
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Mother is getting cat pills for my cat unfortunately
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NIXON: Fantastic Mr. Fox. Disgusting picture. Fella wears a [expletive] corduroy suit. HALDEMAN: [inaudible] NIXON: They run the banks too
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Had a surreal experience at the chick fil a just now where the girl calling out customer names told every single one of the 20 customers before me "Have a great day love" and she did not say a single word to me after calling out my name.
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𝕕𝕒𝕕𝕕𝕪 𝕚𝕤 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕒𝕜 🖤🔪 New to #owtwt -ashe one trick -need a mercy that only pockets me -diamond 5 peak -white monster and beserk fiend 💉🩸
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Sorry guys it's #begay week
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Sunday .
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Date night
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Extremely perfect things happening
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If nicotine is a stimulant then how come i fall asleep with zyns in like every single day? And dont give me some smartass answer like “the cocktail of heavy sedatives im on” that doesnt even make sense
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I selected the non-EBT payment method at Dollar General and balloons & confetti fell from the ceiling.
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Welcome To 1600 Stooblock Arlington St.Louis (Hood Vlog)
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wife caught me self sucking on the couch this morning she’s threatening divorce
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It's like a zip sauce
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Big day in Ryan world tomorrow
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