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NIXON: Fantastic Mr. Fox. Disgusting picture. Fella wears a [expletive] corduroy suit.
HALDEMAN: [inaudible]
NIXON: They run the banks too
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Had a surreal experience at the chick fil a just now where the girl calling out customer names told every single one of the 20 customers before me "Have a great day love" and she did not say a single word to me after calling out my name.
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If nicotine is a stimulant then how come i fall asleep with zyns in like every single day? And dont give me some smartass answer like “the cocktail of heavy sedatives im on” that doesnt even make sense
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I selected the non-EBT payment method at Dollar General and balloons & confetti fell from the ceiling.





















