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Rob Distaffen

@rdistaffen

Husband, father, and funny blogger.

 Rochester, NY
rob.distaffen.com
Joined March 2011
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Some of the hail about 10 minutes after it fell. @NWSBUFFALO
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Pea sized hail in north chili @NWSBUFFALO
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Best shot of the night #Auroraborealis #aurora
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#ROC RFD responded 01/19/24, on a call for the brother that bought potatoes a couple weeks ago from Wegmans, opened them up and found a small bag of white "powder" @sfj8888 @mcfw @BobLonsberry AUDIO FROM THIS CALL:
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Ordered a sheet pizza at 12:00 today for 5:00 tonight. It’s now 6:15 and no pizza. What’s the deal @Salvatores ?
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My boyfriend: “paper towels are just napkins on the cob.”
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On bitter cold days like today, food can be a source of warmth. One of my favorite warming foods are tostitos, pronounced toastee-toes. They can be found @wegmans and other local groceries.
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You are Invited!! #gamenight #roc
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Alumni Spotlight: Carolyn Showers '13 (Organizational Management) Receives Gates Chili Chamber of Commerce Community Award. She was recognized for her management of the Food Pantry at Pearce Church which provides food for those in need in the community. roberts.edu/news?id=4567v
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Nat Russo@NatRusso30 Sep 2022
Commas should be, spaced evenly...every, three words, tops. The Shatner comma. #HorribleWriteTip
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Hot take: the Center is the most important player on the offensive side of the football #BillsMafia gridironheroics.com/center-t…
Center: The MVP On The Football Field - Gridiron Heroics

Center: The MVP On The Football Field - Gridiron Heroics

The center is the most important player on the offensive side of the ball. Without Mitch Morse starting, the Bills never had a chance.

gridironheroics.com
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Are you ready for Medicare? I will be ready. #CareValueEXPO
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George Conboy@gtconboy22 Jul 2022
Yeah, sweet.
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@SecretaryPete21 Jul 2022
Good morning! Gas prices are going down.
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Humility may not always fix your problems but it makes sure you’re not the problem. When we assume we don’t have all the answers, we have a much better chance of learning something new and keeping our relationships. #Intellectual&SpiritualHumility
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George Conboy@gtconboy31 Mar 2022
Lost wallet, please help. Found this morning in our parking lot on Monroe Ave near Twelve Corners. If you know the owner, please have them contact Brighton Securities. Please retweet!
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We have surpassed our goal of raising over $300,000! We are so close to hitting our donor goal as well! We have 6 hours left in our Roberts Day of Giving so LET'S KEEP GOING! roberts.edu
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The Great Resignation happened because millions of people figured out all at once that a paycheck wasn’t enough. They wanted flexibility, family time, purpose, and a respectable pay and benefits package. Refresh your skills with us and land a job you love! communityinstitutes.roberts.…
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If your drug dealer's phone number was how rich you are, how many dollars would you have?
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Who is the first person you should hire as a new start-up? #SideHustleSeries
17%Bookkeeper
50%Lawyer
33%Graphic Designer
0%Accountant
6 votes • Final results
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We’re thrilled to be here offering valuable resources to our community at an affordable price! What kind of training are you looking for?
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