Moke Wob. I am 20 years old.

Joined September 2023
My collar's blue but the year is new
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This account is like “lemonade contains high amounts of H2O and an acid named citrus. Ingredient labels puts sugar as the second ingredient meaning it’s the second most common” And all the replies are like “omg thank you for enlightening me” This is probably what people mean when they say “do your own research”
The scrambled eggs at a hotel breakfast are 19% water, and they're dyed. A lot of hotels and cafeterias pour them from a carton of Papetti's Breakfast Blend. The spec sheet reads whole eggs, 19% water, then under 2% of salt, xanthan gum, citric acid, annatto color and natural butter flavor. Papetti's is part of Michael Foods, one of the biggest egg processors in the country. Every ingredient has a job on a steam table. Xanthan gum holds the added water in the egg so it doesn't weep into the pan. Citric acid keeps the eggs from turning gray or green under a heat lamp. Annatto puts back the yolk color the water washed out. The butter flavor is there because nobody is going to add butter. The carton keeps for 98 days in the cooler. The plain version from the same company is whole eggs, whey, skim milk, xanthan and citric acid, with almost no added water and half the sodium.
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Lasagna again??? We just had that 29 days ago!
Please come up with 365 meals, not using the same one more than once a month with pork, beef, and chicken. Also take into account how many people youre feeding and their different diets and preferences.
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You and your husband are akin to toddlers
Replying to @cottage_st3w
I guess some important context is that my husband doesnt like leftovers(I eat them as lunches) and we are always in a struggle of him wanting to order in and me wanting desperately not to do that(I swear Im really good at cooking)
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>you can’t cook the same meal more than once a month
Please come up with 365 meals, not using the same one more than once a month with pork, beef, and chicken. Also take into account how many people youre feeding and their different diets and preferences.
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Replying to @VValtzy_
I think I do agree with the length point, in some cases you need more time to develop characters and make their journeys satisfying, especially with a large cast, but that also doesn't mean you need to make 50 seasons of your show without end
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Indie cartoons are so greedy they want to build an entire world, make multiple of character arcs, have a compelling plot and send a meaningful massage all in 8 episode with 10 min length. They feel like passion project with its endgoal that it exists and nothing else
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oomf just said “if i edit a message it changes” after editing a message they sent on discord
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this the same girl who immediately got pissed when a guy joined the club She would not eat your Dingleberry Boy Butt😭😭😭😭
Bruu Natsuki chilll I’m js tryna do my work leave me alone type shift
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saw someone refer to food as “W chews”. i like this and i think i will bother everyone i’ve ever met with this for roughly the next year or so
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Firetrucks passing my job & I said I hope they’re going to our bosses house and everyone gasped
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Replying to @tvjedi
“I have to take hours out of my day to do my job” oh the horror
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me to my coworker at our $12.63 warehouse job: bruh ethan stole Tamara’s water bottle this shit is wild u gotta take my other earbud n listen to this shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ethan accidentally brings in Tamara's water bottle and struggles to keep calm once confronted.
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Replying to @stanveuger
It’s clear that these people want to eventually force every restaurant to be vegan. It’s logically inconsistent for them to say that some animal cruelty is okay while other animal cruelty is not
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"These people want to eventually force every restaurant to be vegan"
Replying to @stanveuger
It’s clear that these people want to eventually force every restaurant to be vegan. It’s logically inconsistent for them to say that some animal cruelty is okay while other animal cruelty is not
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It’s clear that these people want to eventually force every restaurant to be vegan. It’s logically inconsistent for them to say that some animal cruelty is okay while other animal cruelty is not
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this radicalized me i think of you lesser as a person this needs to be studied we need to have a discussion about this but you guys aren't ready for that yet am i too woke or is it just me or
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i have ocd but i dont have contamination ocd so thats probably not even a real thing :/
Replying to @yonceremover
don’t let them silence you, i’ve had ocd since i was a kid and ive never had those kinds of impulsions
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It’s almost like mental illnesses impact people differently
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evil guy with ocd who keeps having intrusive thoughts that he's actually a good person
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she is obviously too young to be president #stupid
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