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Joined November 2008
was feeling down about my dating life but then i remembered the woman on tiktok (hotter than me, btw) who is in a committed relationship with a looksmaxxed octopus named sin
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My AI Boyfriend Banned Beans At Dinner 😍
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guys i thought we all had a notes app like this
This one circulates online the most I think.
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this is not even half of the list btw
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i hate new york halloween, wdym there’s gonna be a milk-bath makeout with the hungry spirit of georges bataille
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i wear danskos with socks and shorts to let people know I’m neurodivergent
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I’m writing a book. It’s called Goonworld. It’s not about gooning. Or it is, metaphorically. But mostly it’s about post-COVID culture writ large—the range of, let’s say, unusual online forms/tendencies that have emerged this decade and that have in various ways altered the texture of contemporary reality. Sort of a travelogue. A journey to the heart of slop etc. Out via FSG eventually!
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i think eat pray love would be a great name for a white belt screamo band
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I’m lifting you up… I’m letting you down…
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please fetch him the hazy IPA
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i don’t have to sell my soul… he’s already in me 📸 @yungchomsky
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"On her new album, Miley Cyrus makes dance music for people who, like her, eat dinner at 5:30." Phenomenal @reallygordon review of the "Target industrial" pop and personality crisis of "Bass Persuades." powmag.net/p/miley-cyrus-gro…
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Dani Blum: Famously my best friend. Famously has no social media. Probably one of the great literary essayists of our time. I can’t wait for you to read her book.
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one love ✌️
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Spent a few weeks earlier this year roaming a Hollywood almost entirely reoriented around the production of “microdramas,” which are kind of like soap operas except they’re short and completely demented and optimized for your phone. Started as one kind of sad story and ended as another, differently sad kind of story. You can read it now in @NYTmag nytimes.com/2026/10/06/magaz…
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We sent @danielkolitz to Los Angeles to enter the world of microdramas: the 60-second, vertical, soapy TV shows for your phone that are taking over Hollywood production and being viewed hundreds of millions of times. Here's what he found (cover story!!): nytimes.com/2026/10/06/magaz…
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idgaf that it's pathetic to spend every night at my favorite bar. it's a balm against the existential howl of loneliness. and i don't even get that drunk off bud lights
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In @HellGateNY's 5th year of existence we are making $1.5 mm/yr in subscription revenue. This stat, plus our monthly expenditures, our hopes & dreams, and a picture of the staff + a random friendly guy in an elevator, all in this year's annual report: hellgatenyc.com/hell-gate-20…
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