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Joined March 2025
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first in my bloodline to witness letters can be arranged in such order too
She only wants me for my pakistani citizenship
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Rea 🍄 retweeted
i think I'm speaking for everyone when I say first dates should end like this 😭
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Rea 🍄 retweeted
When ur heart is so broken you dont even have it in you to be a hoe
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Time to get serious with my career. you've seen NOTHING
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Oh joburg, the city that you are. 💎
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Rea 🍄 retweeted
You people don’t prepare adequately for life. That’s why one little thing can plunge y’all into abject poverty. SAHM in 2026 s3 s3n? It’s 45 y/o women crying on TikTok that their husbands left them with 4 kids and now they can’t get a job after 10 years away from the workforce.
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Replying to @moseason_
Yeah because someone telling you to take charge of your life and decide the direction it goes is very nasty. Women and accountability, the age old tale of elusiveness. Life does not just happen to you! Its a seriea of decision making.
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Rea 🍄 retweeted
I’m so cooked, I get shocked every time someone tells me they’ve been with their bf/gf for 3 months+
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Rea 🍄 retweeted
A nigga with a nose ring can’t do nun to me other than shake his ass for Drake
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Rea 🍄 retweeted
As someone who is socially awkward, please don’t keep asking me if I’m fine, because now you’re drawing unnecessary attention to me. If I’m not fine, I will let you know
I hate travelling with socially awkward people now we have to ask every two minutes if you are fine or not. Sala. 💀👍
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Rea 🍄 retweeted
it’s 80 degrees in october cus yall having therapy sessions with chat gpt
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Rea 🍄 retweeted
mi problema es que tengo 1 fuente de ingresos y 15 fuentes de gastos
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they are, let’s not lie.
We need a new groove chant. Boys are not delicious 🙏🏾
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I can’t wait to find my person, I keep running into people who don’t deserve me
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i hate talking to new niggas, i do not give af about how you slept gang 😂😂😂😂
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Yes I'm a book reader, but I don't like motivational books or self help books.
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Rea 🍄 retweeted
very thankful that I (and my friends who are also lawyers) have never made being lawyers our entire personalities.
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Rea 🍄 retweeted
Not gone hold you, we can’t even do that:
Single & not looking... we can go eat tho.
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I’m thoroughly enjoying what’s happening at the Cape Town international airport.
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JHB is great for corporate positions and PTA is great for a public positions
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