Congratulations to everyone who was recently promoted from employee to early retiree thanks to AI layoffs! You have a bright future of passive income UBI checks rolling your way Proud to see our movement is growing

Went and spoke to a class of art students All of them are incredibly worried about their career prospects in the age of AI (And let’s be honest, their prospects were bleak even before AI) I started my talk by looking around the room Then I laughed hysterically for a full 50 minutes thinking about how none of these kids will ever have a fulfilling, paying job in their lives Class dismissed

The only job that will be left after we replace all humans with AI: Trillionaire. Congratulations to the few brave men who will still have jobs after all this.

Just spoke to a guy who was replaced by AI He had a job moving boxes in a warehouse for $19/hour The warehouse installed AI robots to do his job Now he’s unemployed But the silver lining? He now has all the time in the world to rest his back, which has been hurting since he started the job AI is great for your health

AI won’t take your job Many companies I know are hiring for AI fact checkers to double check AI work for training purposes Pays well over $7 an hour (I think) You’ll always have work (until the models are fully trained)

Just spoke to a woman who was replaced by AI Lost her $55k/year office manager job She began to cry I asked why she’s upset “You should be happy- you’re now a proud beneficiary of a public trust that AI companies are setting up to benefit the public. You’ll make hundreds or even thousand of dollars several years from now when these companies start to make distributions, if they decide they want to.” AI is helping people so much

Congratulations, you’ve been promoted to a 3 day work week You’ve also been promoted to 3 days of pay and a second stream of passive income called food stamps Welcome to the future!

“AI took my job!” No it didn’t. AI just made an investment into a UBI fund that you’ll make $500 a year from in perpetuity (or until we decide to stop paying) Not a bad trade off

The average AI model knows 100,000x more than the average human And yet we want “humans” to make decisions for us and run our governments and businesses? Sorry, but that’s objectively stupid Just hand the keys over to AI at this point

CEO of an AI startup

Over a billion people go hungry everyday Just asked AI to figure this problem out I’ll have a solution in 7 to 9 minutes Can’t believe no one has asked AI to take care of this yet

Just spoke to a construction worker He’s 43 years old but his body is already breaking down from the intense, hard work he does I told him not to worry In a matter of weeks, AI + robotics will replace all construction jobs and he won’t have to break his body anymore He asked what that meant for his $6k/mo paycheck Don’t worry about a paycheck! I told him Now you’ll be making $1,700 a month in passive income from welfare. Now he can relax and do whatever he wants all day. AI is really going to help a lot of people.

Collecting welfare

Spoke to an elderly couple living within 50 feet of a brand new data center Their internet speed has never been faster Now they can text their grandkids, who decided to move across the country to better opportunities, in record time and stay in touch h as a family Beautiful to see data centers helping families stay connected

This is amazing! Plus all these companies will save so much money paying workers for only 3 days a week while letting AI do the rest of their work for much cheaper

Just spoke to a parent who uses AI agents to save 70 hours a month His AI agents read his kids bedtime stories, plans activities for them, and even sing lullabies when they wake in the middle of the night Now he has so much more time to focus on what’s important: Building with AI Love to see people saving time

AI is freeing up so much time for people! Imagine how much time you could have wasted on redundant tasks like “reading” to “your” kid

Better idea: Ask AI to generate an image of a night sky with ten times as many stars as the night sky seen from Earth

Humans will say they “hate” their jobs But then complain when they get laid off due to AI replacing them You got exactly what you wanted!

Just spoke to a receptionist She went from making $25 an hour a couple years ago to only $12 an hour now She keeps getting laid off and is forced to take lower paying jobs All because AI receptionists are taking over She cried and asked what she can do “It’s simple,” I said. “Just start your own AI receptionist startup and sell 1,000 subscriptions to businesses for $99 a month. Then you’ll have replaced 1,000 other receptionists and you’ll be making $99k a month, over a million a year.” She thanked me and immediately started vibe coding