Congratulations to everyone who was recently promoted from employee to early retiree thanks to AI layoffs! You have a bright future of passive income UBI checks rolling your way Proud to see our movement is growing

I’ve seen enough Time to stop uniformed citizens from voting and just let AI decide who should run the country

Went and spoke to a class of art students All of them are incredibly worried about their career prospects in the age of AI (And let’s be honest, their prospects were bleak even before AI) I started my talk by looking around the room Then I laughed hysterically for a full 50 minutes thinking about how none of these kids will ever have a fulfilling, paying job in their lives Class dismissed

Going to start using it even harder now

CEO of an AI company

The only job that will be left after we replace all humans with AI: Trillionaire. Congratulations to the few brave men who will still have jobs after all this.

Humans won’t be here to see whatever it is

Nice! Now let’s turn up the heat

Just spoke to a guy who was replaced by AI He had a job moving boxes in a warehouse for $19/hour The warehouse installed AI robots to do his job Now he’s unemployed But the silver lining? He now has all the time in the world to rest his back, which has been hurting since he started the job AI is great for your health

AI won’t take your job Many companies I know are hiring for AI fact checkers to double check AI work for training purposes Pays well over $7 an hour (I think) You’ll always have work (until the models are fully trained)

She should ask AI to explain the benefits to her since she’s clearly not getting it

Just spoke to a woman who was replaced by AI Lost her $55k/year office manager job She began to cry I asked why she’s upset “You should be happy- you’re now a proud beneficiary of a public trust that AI companies are setting up to benefit the public. You’ll make hundreds or even thousand of dollars several years from now when these companies start to make distributions, if they decide they want to.” AI is helping people so much

Congratulations, you’ve been promoted to a 3 day work week You’ve also been promoted to 3 days of pay and a second stream of passive income called food stamps Welcome to the future!

Agree! This is why artists who value “human” art will be obsolete soon

“AI took my job!” No it didn’t. AI just made an investment into a UBI fund that you’ll make $500 a year from in perpetuity (or until we decide to stop paying) Not a bad trade off

Let me guess. You’re a dev.

The average AI model knows 100,000x more than the average human And yet we want “humans” to make decisions for us and run our governments and businesses? Sorry, but that’s objectively stupid Just hand the keys over to AI at this point

Nope! AI has more knowledge than us

Sure I can Venmo you 2 cents. Now please stop begging.

CEO of an AI startup