@restingbilfface

always looking for the joy 🌼 lover of books, crafts, sci-fi, nature 🌅

 England, United Kingdom
Joined May 2017
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My fave pics from Paris 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
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Cufflinks a bit over the top
FC Bayern München
@FCBayernOct 26
So proud 🥺 @HKane
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ak97@mk97akOct 26
Opting out of cancer screening? I’ve seen it all now
Mark Gossage@bulkbikerOct 26
Hubs just got an NHS bowel cancer screening kit unasked for. They waste about £15m a year on unreturned kits. 35% approx I phoned up at his request to opt out. They now have to send a letter for him to sign. Why are people not asked to opt in to this if they want it?
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as a single childless woman, you can show up for countless bridal showers, weddings, baby showers, kid's birthday parties, anniversary dinners etc. but if you want even a modicum of reciprocation suddenly it's mortifying and beyond the pale. lol ok.
Womansplainer
@iWomansplainerOct 25
My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so it’s not like we’re close if something happens. I haven’t been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long. Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys
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KAMIL@kmlsazrOct 26
Got shooters out in Florence. They go Pugh.
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SnarkyLiberal@SnarkyLOct 26
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Replying to @BBCBreakfast
So he raises money for MND, has a bit of a dance yet you pricks at the BBC try to turn it into some kind of a sting? Fuck You.
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its actually quite refreshing to have a PM whose embarrassing history involves raising money for charity, rather than burning £50 notes in front of homeless people and shagging pigs...
BBC Breakfast
@BBCBreakfastOct 26
Andy Burnham's 'Strictly' dance video, found by #BBCBreakfast The PM said on TV show 'Gogglebox' for Stand Up To Cancer he has a "clang of anxiety" when discussing dancing - after taking part in a charity event for the Rob Burrow centre for MND bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm3w…
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Mckenna Grace out and about in New York yesterday.
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Spike
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Pepesa@pepesa91218Oct 26
Es porque son la generación ZZZ y no la XXX
Indie 505
@Indie5051Apr 25
La Generación Z está prefiere dormir en vez de tener sexo
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jujube@bvrythet4steOct 26
my mom is literally twinning with this tree rn
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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why did they use a Currys location map 😭😭😭
Dexerto
@DexertoOct 26
GTA VI’s map is expected to be the largest in the franchise and real world estimates show it’s almost the size of a UK city - City of Manchester = ~116 km² - GTA VI land area = ~100 km²
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Have people forgotten about the existence of buckets???
ty@SILLYSKULLSOct 24
did you know that theres a bowl installed in every home that's actually built for the sole purpose of holding any sort of human waste
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.@OmgemeralddddOct 25
Actually, different salaries should only affect how luxurious your life is, not your food quality or ability to afford rent. If you work 40 hours at any job, your income should be enough to live in the town you work in. Thinking otherwise is an abysmal indicator of your humanity
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This poorly-worded tweet almost made me quit my job and spend my days hanging around a swimming pool changing room
Fesshole🧻
@fessholeOct 25
After taking the kids swimming I quickly check the empty lockers for any left over £1 coins. I earn over £100k per annum
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Me@underalocomotivOct 26
Replying to @s_jawairiarizvi
There are Pulitzer winners, Nobel prize winners, PEN winners, Hugo winners, Nebula winners, Locust winners, nation book award finalists & shortlist, booker prize shortlist in this picture Lmao Girl this is a skill issue
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Ayla
@iamaylah_Oct 24
I don’t think it’s appropriate to wear something like that right now. I mean she is 57 years old 😭
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eli 🕯✨@nienna121Oct 25
How far are you willing to take this logic? Would you eat soup out of a washed toilet bowl? Would you use a washed catheter tube as a straw for lemonade?
goosie 🐭@pollypocketmodeOct 24
being anti-puke bowl makes you anti-science. Do you believe in soap or not
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Come the fuck on, there's only one with a figure on it that everyone around the world will recognise...
Anglican Aesthetics
@anglican_aestOct 22
Which English County has the best flag?
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