Steve Tomkins

@hazelnicholson Hi, I'm trying to get in contact with you about an image payment. Any chance you could email me [email protected] . Thank you!

@MadsDavies Just read your piece on the Paddington cartoon. Really good.

On the off chance you hadn't spotted it, Elizabeth Truss is an anagram of haziest bluster.

This.

Union Jack lingerie? Union Jack lingerie while saying "You've been very naughty, I'm putting you on a zero-hours contract" in a Margaret Thatcher voice?

My part in celebrating the 401½ anniversary of the sailing of the Mayflower. Tickets are a derisory £3.75, and include a glass of wine, so they're basically paying you to come, which is a bit insulting. It's close Mayflower pub too, so that will also figure in the celebrations.

Holy graffiti outside St Mary's, Battersea. Just a shame it's pointing away from the church.

@TheRestHistory Hi. I've joined The Club, but when I fill in my mobile number on the site to receive a link, I don't receive anything. And when I manually paste the link into my Acast app I get an error message saying "Unable to follow" Any advice gratefully received.

@TheRestHistory Hi. I've joined The Club, but I'm still getting ads. Can you help? I listen on Acast.

'How much do the Marxists pay you for printing their articles?' @Reform_Mag Readers' survey March 1977

'I've come round to the definition that a fascist is someone whose opinions are so obviously hateful that there is no need to ask what they are' @Reform_Mag May 1978

@TheRestHistory I momentarily misread the latest episode as The UK's Best Speeches. But speeches would be a great episode, wouldn't? How much can we really know about them before recordings? Did any change anything? How would we know if Wilberforce was better than Churchill?

Read report that church weddings were down 11% in one year to 235,000. Imagined convos in CofE HQ: "All they want us for is weddings and they don't even want those". I read on: of those 63 were same sex couples. 0.025%. I have a cunning plan.

Come on, Gareth

Go Kate

Go, Steve

Not that any more comment is needed on this, but no one seems to have picked up on the crucial fact: The punctuation of Prof @theAliceRoberts tweet makes it quite clear that it is addressed to the dead, warning them not to come back. Well-intentioned and reasonable advice.

This has been solved by the phone helpline. Thank you

@sainsburys The 'amend order' function seems to have disappeared from our online account. We urgently need to complete an order for delivery tomorrow. Tweeted yesterday, and DMed as instructed but no reponse. Please help!

Ayesha, I don't seem to have had a response to my DM. We still can't amend the order, and urgently need to for delivery tomorrow. Please help.