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Obunga

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Inventor of the Sock

 Ross Ice Shelf, Antarctica
Joined July 2020
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Some of yall afraid to be corny but I was born on the cob – at Secaucus, NJ
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Today was like 9/11 for fake email jobs
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“Sir there’s been a second Jensen Huang Honeypotter”
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Obunga (@rhymeswobunga) profile pictureObunga@rhymeswobungaNov 11
> dump almost all my life savings I earned before college into NVIDIA 7 years ago > learn that the CEO was cheating on his wife with a Chinese spy
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I like to call the absolute butchering of the English language by William the conqueror and his consequences “Franco-Norman linguistic terrorism”and it’s responsible for so many of the insane rules and exceptions we have in English
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Niche example: It’s grammatically correct to say “It allows you to put” But it’s also grammatically correct to say “it lets you put” without the infinitive for the direct object even though “put” is still acting as a verb
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Waiting for South Carolina to elect a Senator who is attracted to women
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igranim@ldranimNov 11
This Godzilla was a problem. The footwork, head movement, feints, mixing in the atomic breath he truly did have it all even got the tail grab to set up Rodan
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"Final Battle" - Invasion of Astro-Monster (1965)
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If you go back a few centuries the national stereotypes are very strange. Spaniards are Einsatzgruppen commandos. Irish are cannibals. Finns are giants with magical powers. But the French are exactly the same as they are now.
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> dump almost all my life savings I earned before college into NVIDIA 7 years ago > learn that the CEO was cheating on his wife with a Chinese spy
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he’s telling her the roads are ass on her side of the border and she knows it
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@PollTracker2024Nov 10
Getty Images: Senators-elet Roy Cooper (D-NC) and Annie Andrews (D-SC) chat with each other
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It’s been 51 years since the Edmund Fitzgerald sank into Lake Superior. Today, we honor the 29 brave souls we lost on that tragic day. May their memory live on.
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I’m sorry she’s 36 years old and a WHAT??????
jake (@jakehastakes) profile picturejake@jakehastakesNov 10
We’re losing the 36 year old grandmother who gave a handjob and vaped during a family friendly performance of Beeteljeuse in Congress 💔 we used to be a classy country
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GTA 6 comes out the day I get sworn in to the Bar. It’s gonna be glorious
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Most empathetic Duke graduate
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@BrittanyinTexasNov 8
💥 A perfect example of why Stephen Miller is so thoroughly unlikable. Jim Acosta asks a legitimate question about America’s immigration values. Miller responds with arrogance, hostility and pure contempt. 🙄
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Went to a salad place for lunch and accidentally blurted out to my all-white office “they hate to see a brown boy get a little protein”
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Last week I only spent $42 the entire week
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Guy who works in a medieval society experiencing severe currency debasement and runaway inflation: “I just gotta keep working at this job even though I hate it, you know, copper handcuffs and all”
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The Antichrist speaking: Bro we have to prepare in case the Antichrist shows up
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@ChristopherHaleNov 7
NEW: In leaked recordings, Peter Thiel argued that Nashville should be a moral alternative to Pope Leo XIV and the Catholic Church, which he called “a dubious ally” against a hypothetical future Antichrist Democratic president. “America is the last and final form of the Roman Empire,” Thiel told a closed-door crowd in Nashville’s Masonic Temple. “There is no successor.” He has attacked Pope Leo XIV at least four times this year, once calling him “a useful idiot for the CCP.” thelettersfromleo.com/p/the-…
“The Global Capital of Protestantism” — Peter Thiel Recruits Nashville Against Pope Leo XIV

“The Global Capital of Protestantism” — Peter Thiel Recruits Nashville Against Pope Leo XIV

In a secretly recorded lecture, JD Vance’s top donor called the Catholic Church a dubious ally and told Nashville to fight. Fifteen days later, Catholics swung 21 points and voters sided with Rome.

thelettersfromleo.com
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I feel like Baron Harkkonen and the Bene Jezzeret watching Feyd Rotha’s gladiator fight
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English names be like “yep this is my Tailor named John” Scottish names be like “this here is my buddy The Boneless from the McDoogal clan”
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