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legion, 29, he/they/it. Horror-loving hockey-goaltending spider-keeping freak. play Lobotomy Corporation

Joined May 2018
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pretty masc for a female clown@spidercycleOct 31
as I was standing outside the building chatting with one of per’s teammates about gender and being like “yep i’m she/they ^^” an old guy walked out of the building, saw me, and said “NICE BOOTS, BOY! LOVE THOSE BOOTS, BOY! HAD A PAIR LIKE THAT MYSELF ONCE, BOY!” and disappeared
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pretty masc for a female clown@spidercycleOct 31
im gonna give per’s team’s defensemen adderall before the game so they can REMEMBER WHAT THEYRE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING (KEEPING THE PUCK OUT OF THE OTHER TEAMS POSSESSION) and don’t get me STARTED on the offense…
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pretty masc for a female clown@spidercycleOct 31
all alone in his goalie cubby…
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lolt64🕵️@lolt64Jan 13
DATA: Some kind of ray or field, or maybe a particle, is just fucking our shit up severely, captain. PICARD: I want that ray, field, or particle contained.
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UtterlyInteresting@UtterlyInterestOct 29
Sir Patrick Stewart describes his first experience of a Hamburger in America. (You’ll read this in his voice)
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𖥻 ׁ ׅ nic 🥃@nixlikesyouOct 27
gizmo posing for the camera
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzOct 28
First base coach talking to a runner: "Ok so stay here until you can go to the next one. If you get to that one try to get to the third one. A colleague of mine is waiting there for you"
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Oh they gave you a pike? Yeah man that’s cool. Cool. Oh this? Yeah it’s my halberd. They decided I was halberd material I guess. But hey pikes are cool! You pike guys are the foundation you know?
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mysillycomics@mysillycomicsOct 27
horrible day. a burger will soothe my sick American soul
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Pete Blackburn
@PeteBlackburnOct 28
The beautiful game
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Matthew Auchincloss@matthew_auchOct 28
For context, Cooley went on SportsCenter and they liked him so much they asked him to come back at a later slot and then presented him with athletes saying things about mentality and his genuine reaction to Winston was “religious psychosis.”
Matthew Auchincloss (@matthew_auch) profile pictureMatthew Auchincloss@matthew_auchOct 28
I can’t believe “Devin Cooley just diagnosed Jameis Winston with religious psychosis on SportsCenter” is a real sentence.
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matt 🏒@ryanwarsofskyOct 26
i found it btw
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matt 🏒 (@ryanwarsofsky) profile picturematt 🏒@ryanwarsofskyOct 23
does anyone have that one picture of sidney crosby with spider legs i can’t find it for the life of me
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pretty masc for a female clown@spidercycleOct 27
there’s literally 2 of them
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joey@lighthawkhebiiOct 26
i love gay halloween bc wym im him
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kitchencels
@rkitchencelsOct 22
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(👀 ͜ʖ👀) Best Videos on X (@VFTPeople) profile picture
(👀 ͜ʖ👀) Best Videos on X@VFTPeopleOct 24
Have you ever seen a horse enjoying a peppermint chew? You have now
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matt@sidneycrassbyOct 24
Another incredible NHL stat
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river ⛧@rivergh0ulOct 23
I have never been more confused during a hockey game in my life
Detroit SportsNet (@WatchDSN) profile pictureDetroit SportsNet
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You are not seeing double... 👀👀
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Onion オニオン@onionsiesOct 23
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Bryan (@Metalpanthers) profile pictureBryan@MetalpanthersOct 23
Demanding a trade out of Winnipeg just to end up in Newark, New Jersey is like curing cancer just to catch tuberculosis
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Everyday Sens
@EverydaySensOct 22
Ottawa had Tkachuk trapped in HELL last night. 💥 #GoSensGo
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