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Joined November 2008
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Hey @united why will your IFE only play the ads and why did it take asking the FAs three times over the course of 90 minutes to reset it before they did actually reset it? And it still doesnโ€™t work. Iโ€™ve had really good experiences on UA lately. This is disappointing
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Only whores and rapists oppose routine DNA testing of newborns to verify paternity
Replying to @Mario_Sneh
DNA test isn't something you should ask of your wife or anyone you consider a partner; Unless the person is caught cheating, it's beyond disrespectful and that trust once broken is permanent. You can't undo the pain. If u have doubts, do the test secretly so if the child(ren) is/are truly yours, no-one gets hurt in the process. It's not everything you must be told.
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The 2-3 hour guideline is bullshit but if a Lyft driver canceling on you means you canโ€™t get to the airport in time, youโ€™re leaving too late. Iโ€™m in Japan right now. I took a Lyft to the airport and it was in an accident right before I got there. What is wrong with you?
A special shout out to @lyft for causing me to miss my very expensive flight when their driver confirmed my ride, drove all the way to my house and changed their mind when they got here telling me it didnt pay them enough. I am now watching my plane to Japan leave without me ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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I've been reflecting on the Bryon Noem story, and I think we should be more understanding. Sure, he messed up. But he's in the doghouse right now, and when you marry Kristi Noem that's a very dangerous place to be.
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That's why America's better, retard
Not a singular East Asian country has birthright citizenship btw
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This is very false. I will not stand for the re-writing of 2016-2020 as a normal GOP presidency. He governed by Tweet, banned an entire religion from the country, told people to inject bleach and was impeached twice @JoePostingg
He was basically a normal Republican until January 6th, but his second term has been like one million times crazier than anything since the civil war.
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It was just called the Strait of Muz until your mom crossed it
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Looks like weโ€™ve found our next President!
๐Ÿšจ: This is Jonathan. Oldest living land animal on Earth. He is currently 194 years old. He is believed to have hatched around 1832.
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The real lesson here is that Leavitt is terrible at her job. Only Congress can reinstate the draft, and the congressional GOP isn't suicidal. And the military isn't even in a position to implement a draft/process draftees right now. But Leavitt only has one move - "How dare you ask that question. What a stupid question. How dare you question the President". It's the only thing she's capable of doing. She doesn't actually know the details of something like 'only Congress can reinstate the draft' because her thought process begins and ends with Trump being a perfect godlike being who can do anything he wants and can never be questions. If she was better at her job, she'd know things, and deflect the draft question with the very easy "That can't happen without an act of Congress". But she doesn't know things and is little more than a pretty idiot picked because she's blonde and loyal, so she falls on her face.
WH press secretary Karoline Leavitt tells Fox News that a military draft is on the table.
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Congress should keep probing criminal @KristiNoem's corruption and theft from taxpayers (not to mention her intentional and willful deprivation of Americans' rights) regardless. Link below.
BREAKING President Trump is preparing to fire DHS Secretary Kristi Noem. Her combative Congressional hearing was the last straw, sources tell the WSJ. Full Story: on.wsj.com/3Nl1G91
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This was just as batshit crazy when he said it as it is now. If you couldnโ€™t tell that back then, itโ€™s because youโ€™re retarded ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Replying to @sun_of_sin__
You're a cuck to Netanyahu if you think appointing this guy is bad just because Trump did it. I've never seen anyone in Pentagon more anti-war in the Middle East (and willing to challenge Israel's control over the US) than this guy. But you rather hate Trump than help Palestinians. On behalf of all Palestinians, fuck you.
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In season 3 of the U.S. House of Cards, President Underwood recess-appoints his wife as U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations, a plotline described at the time as "absurd" and "contrived"
Melania Trump presides over UN Security Council
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Please @Iran just do this one thing ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ
Me in Dubai while the bombs fall ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿฝ
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I think what a lot of you libtards donโ€™t understand is that he didnโ€™t want war, he was blackmailed into it because he is a child molester.
Trump in 2024: I can tell you youโ€™re not going to have a war with Iran with me as president
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X tweeter๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ— โš›๏ธ retweeted
You do not, under any circumstances, have to hand to Ali Khamenei.
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This is the most anti-free market US administration that I've seen and it's not even close
Paramount used its White House ties to kill Netflix's buy out of WB, and now the admin is pressuring firms to divest from Anthropic to keep government contracts. This is royal court politics, bordering on oligarchy. A disaster for democracy, free markets and consumers
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Dw guys, a single black marker makes it reusable
No War With Iran. Get our troops out of Iraq and Syria now. tulsi.to/no-war #IranAttack #NoWarWithIran
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X tweeter๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ— โš›๏ธ retweeted
OPERATION JEFFREY EPSTEIN
OPERATION EPIC FURY ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Replying to @DeptofWar
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