BobbyFranks

When Pulp Fiction came out, it was weird to dip your fries in mayonnaise. Today, I bathe in aioli.

BREAKING: City of Toronto officially changes “sacrifice fly” to “martyr ball” ahead of World Series opener.

Me seeing the Selena Gomez Oreos: what is wrong with the world? Me trying the Selena Gomez Oreos: wow they absolutely nailed it

I misgendered someone today and feel awful about it. I very much believe words should be a bridge, not a barrier and we should respect peoples preferences. To the barista at the Starbucks on Mercer, I apologize for calling you a cunt.

Who are these NBA players?

Landman is Taylor Sheridan’s Megalopolis.

He’s been doing pizza nights for almost 4 years now. This sort of research must be taken seriously.

I sent my friend a pic of our new baby and he replied “seen it.”

I have this issue where I tell my wife I’m too busy to do something and within seconds she hears me scrolling memes.

Wife has been drinking tons of Heineken Zero. Worried she’s becoming a non-alcoholic.

“If I could ask for one thing more, I hope my psycho ex girlfriend finds someone next year too.” - Paul Maurice’s wedding vows

knives out is terrible and now there’s three of them?

Anytime you see a terrible 6 second commercial, it’s important to remember there were also 200 hours of video calls about it with 7 different levels of approvals and at least three people wanting to blow their brains out at all times. You’re richer than you think.

The number of restaurants that are closed on Sunday in Winnipeg is one of the things that makes us a deeply unserious city.

Yes we can.

This is just a golf trip for women

Remember when the Bill Simmons podcast music was Picture Me Rollin’?

*me driving in the left lane* My wife: get in the left lane!

The gambling help line should be a number you call that gives you winners.