if you watch “Jaws” backwards, it becomes the heartwarming tale of a shark swimming around giving disabled people arms & legs… Mostly here for sarcasm.
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Mr Evans retweeted
It’s incredible that when it comes to Thomas Markle, even with boxes of evidence shown by his son, so many insist that they need more proof, meanwhile they’ll believe every conspiracy theory about Meghan or Doria without a SHRED of evidence or validity.
Mr Evans retweeted
It was nice of Kemi Badenoch to take time out of her busy schedule of reversing policies implemented by her own party to go on TV to say it wasn't a good use of Andy Burnham's time to be on TV.
Mr Evans retweeted
Nobody is getting handouts for mild anxiety, but she could ask Dido Harding for that £37 billion back?
Kemi Badenoch: I will save £13billion by slashing handouts for mild anxiety and 'routine' back pain trib.al/lg42ZBf
Mr Evans retweeted
Just imagine what Reform UK would be doing now if these joyriders who killed two serving police officers on the A66 had been Black and Brown kids.
Zia Yusuf would have tweeted several times saying that as Home Secretary he would ban Black and Brown kids from driving.
TalkTV would have hosted multiple shows platforming people to speculate about their backgrounds and upbringing.
GB News would have run wall to wall coverage and Nigel Farage would have held a media conference demanding answers.
Instead we get muted focus on youths and prior convictions.
Two officers dead. The difference is the point.
Mr Evans retweeted
JK is changing the law for one minority... trans people.
You might not care about or understand trans people.
But what precedent does it set for the future?
Can a billionaire sue their way to new Jim Crow laws?
To disabled people being forced into institutions?
Dangerous.
Mr Evans retweeted
At our five-borough municipal grocery stores, New Yorkers will get a 30% discount on eggs, milk, chicken, fresh produce and other everyday essentials.
In the wealthiest city in the richest country in the world, no one should have to wonder how they’ll afford the food they need to feed themselves or their families.
Mr Evans retweeted
If you spent June being outraged by Pride existing then please spare us your commentary tonight.
Mr Evans retweeted
Only on this app could the wife of a new Prime Minister be simultaneously sexualised and fat-shamed—sometimes by the same people, and, remarkably, by other women too.
Marie-France van Heel is a hugely successful, highly educated businesswoman, a wonderful mother, and a genuinely good human.
If your first instinct is to reduce her to her body (positively or negatively) that's a far more revealing commentary on you than it is on her.
Mr Evans retweeted
Englands morale now rests entirely on you @CountBinface
Clacton do what’s right. You know Nigel hates you all
Mr Evans retweeted
You couldn’t make this up and we don’t have to 👇
Man dressed as fox pulls out of Nigel Farage by-election saying it's got too silly
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/n…
Mr Evans retweeted
FACT: If you fly from Fukuoka, Japan to Palm Beach, FL your ticket reads FUK-DJT! 🤣
