Marketing nerd with a penchant for office supplies. Head of Brand at @ShippingEasy. Interview #marketingweirdos at @keepmktgweird podcast. Lifelong #Browns fan.
Austin, TX
Joined April 2009
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Rob Zaleski retweeted
I’m perfectly fine with my child-free taxes contributing to your children’s education, meals, and healthcare. I’m also happy to help fund your mother’s cancer treatment and your cousin’s insulin. That’s what a functioning society should look like. You’re welcome.
Rob Zaleski retweeted
U.S Senator, Abdul El-Sayed defends trans rights in new interview:
“I believe in rights. And even though somebody might use rights that you don’t understand, you never mean to use yourself, you still got to show up and fight for those rights.”“The minute you ascent to government taking anybody’s rights, whether you use them or you don’t, you are assenting to government taking everybody’s rights.
Rob Zaleski retweeted
Nothing says "we heard the message and ignored it" quite like naming a white nationalist as chief of staff.
Dear: conservatives. We promise not to “trans” your kids over recess break and send them home a different gender. Because that was never a fucking thing to begin with.
Rob Zaleski retweeted
🇨🇦 HEY AMERICA! CANADA HAS A MESSAGE FOR YOU! 🇺🇸
WE ARE SO INCREDIBLY PROUD OF YOU! ❤️
You stood up. You voted. You made your voices heard!
The world is watching, and your Canadian neighbours are cheering!
WE LOVE THE NEW USA! 🇨🇦❤️🇺🇸
#Midterms2026 #USA
Rob Zaleski retweeted
Tonight, the American people sent a clear message — they want a politics that brings people together rather than divides them, and leaders who offer concrete solutions to the challenges they face.
These results were only possible because outstanding candidates stepped forward in every region of the country — including in areas once considered long shots. They came from different backgrounds and represented a range of political perspectives, but were united by shared values, a belief in public service, and a commitment to putting the people of their districts and states first.
We also owe a debt of gratitude to the thousands of election officials and volunteers from both parties who helped ensure a smooth election and carried out one of the most essential functions of our democracy.
While this administration has another two years in office, our job now is to roll up our sleeves, make changes wherever we have the power to do so, prevent further damage, and lay the groundwork for the future.
This. Isn’t. Happening. Fucking. Anywhere. It’s not real. It’s all in his head. He’s delusional.
Trump: "Think of it. Your beautiful son leaves the house. His name is Tim. 'Goodbye Tim, I'll see you later.' 'Thank you, mommy, thank you.' And you don't see Tim for four days. Four days later, Tim comes back as Sally. Okay? It's true. We have states that are allowed to do that. A place called Minnesota. I won it 3 times."
Browns players with just absolute idiot behavior. Right in front of refs doing stupid penalty shit. We deserved to lose this game.
There is no reason you should get a taunting penalty when you’re down by fucking 20. What are we doing #Browns?
Rob Zaleski retweeted
So undocumented immigrants are simultaneously unemployed, living off government benefits, and buying all the expensive houses? Are MAGAs this stupid?
Q: How does the right and yourself expect us to start families young when the average price of a home in America costs more than $415,000 which feels out of reach for us.
Vance: The reason why housing exploded is in part because we allowed 20 million illegal aliens into our country to buy homes that ought by right go to American citizens.
Rob Zaleski retweeted
No Democrat has won a statewide office in Texas since 1994. Any problems stemming from policy in Texas are squarely on the shoulders of one party…and it ain’t the democrats.
I hate that I live in a state with people this dumb. “Oh we are taking back our state” even though Republicans have been ruining it for decades. And people continue to vote against their own actual livable interests. Because oh no the trans.
