@roshnimo

Am a quick brown faux celebrity. And 50 shades of fucked up. Doormat robber.

Joined August 2007
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Willy Shakes@IAM_SHAKESPEARE7 Nov 2017
To start my quiet.
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Ek baar waqt see, lamha Gira kahin Wahan dastaan mili, lamha kahin nahin
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When someone asks me about life lessons, I tell them the same BS "The sun rises and falls each day, but each sunrise and sunset is different.
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Coco. Remember me.
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This is a known fact.
Firstpost
@firstpost6 Dec 2018
Traders said higher demand during the ongoing wedding season from local #jewellers coupled with positive global cues pushed the #gold prices upwards. firstpost.com/business/gold-…

Gold prices rise by Rs 170 to Rs 32,120 per 10 gram in Delhi, silver inches up by Rs 25 per kg

Gold prices on Thursday rose by Rs 170 to close at Rs 32,120 per 10 gram at the bullion market in the national capital on increase in demand from local jewellers amid a firm trend in the overseas...

firstpost.com
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Am I the only one who finds PCs white dress ridiculous? Sorry I have a Mewar/Marwar obsession.
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Adobe
@Adobe25 Nov 2018
With just a single click, our #MovingStills sneak can put static photographs into motion. See how this potential future technology uses @AdobeSensei to bring memories to life: adobe.ly/2A7FghK

Take a Peek at #MovingStills

Using Adobe Sensei, #MovingStills is a sneak technology that supercharges photography by animating in 3D.

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Slate
@Slate30 Nov 2018
Trump said Rod Rosenstein should be jailed because “he should have never picked a special counsel”: slate.trib.al/kYYj4ZO
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lol... #VladimirTrump WSJ correction:
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WATCH: What does #MissUniverse Singapore 2018 herself think of all those comments about her Trump-Kim summit costume? We ask her: cna.asia/2Qw09Oc
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DRIVER QUOTES 🎙 | Hear from #Kimi7 after his final race for the Scuderia #AbuDhabiGP #ForzaFerrari
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"50 crore girlfriend" was an attack on which post? How about Jersey cow? Typical. First do unto others, then whine when you are at the receiving end.
ANI
@ANI25 Nov 2018
We never make any personal attacks on anyone's family. We criticized the post they held. But why are Congress leaders making personal attacks on my mother and father: PM Narendra Modi in Vidisha #MadhyaPradesh
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Wut? Gas?
Also the best radios ever.
PlanetF1
@Planet_F125 Nov 2018
So, there it is, Kimi Raikkonen’s last race for the Scuderia 😢 He leaves Ferrari as… Most recent World Champ Most recent pole sitter Most recent race winner Legend. #F1
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Bronze medal 🥉in vault event to finish my campaign at 2018 Cottibus World Cup. It was overwhelming to compete against some of the best athletes in the world!! Aaj ye bronze bhi gold lag raha hai! 😇😇
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I've decided to be s twitter-shitter, because I'm bored of politics and climate change.
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I'm really craving for Kung pao chicken.
What's gone wrong with zuck's hair?
My family is almost hilarious when it comes to religion. In the Kartika month, meat/egg is not allowed. The day after Kartika Poornima, the oriyas all go after meat like mad. It's hideous to watch.
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So my cousin, "If you don't eat meat, you'll get aisle seat in balcony in heaven" Mom: "God hasn't made a checklist." Another cousin: "Every day is Kartika Poornima"
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Dad: "You're a scientist, you believe in this?"
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