πŸ“–: Call for the Dead

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that dream that starts 10 minutes before you have to get up
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se bien que una mujer es exactamente de mi tipo cuando no hay la menor chance existente de que lo nuestro funcione.
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me siento como Kanye cuando le dio psicosis y puso a Jorge el curioso y a su propia hija en su lista de enemigos
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A 7 y/o smoking a cigarette just called me a slur outside Fred Meyer. Snohomish, WA.
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sea enjoyer retweeted
genuinely how am i going to wait till december
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anyways
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My understanding of modern dating is that no one is attractive enough for anyone, doing literally anything is an ick, and the entire species is out of its own league.
Bro, I'm not even hating, but when a woman who looks like HER chooses a guy like HIM, I genuinely start questioning what women actually find attractive. πŸ˜­πŸ’€
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It sucks that I could do a passable Nathan Fielder costume but am too single to have an Elizabeth Holmes
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maybe I should workshop this into a hinge prompt
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one of these days I'll actually be organised enough to plan a good Halloween costume
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sea enjoyer retweeted
spending time in London again is sort of like texting a good ex…sets me back emotionally, but also nothing will ever be better
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Someone put this on Letterboxd so I can give it a half star
Watch Episode 1 of our Odyssey series made with Grok Imagine. Let us know in the comments if you'd like a full breakdown of how it was done! Creative collaboration with @WonderStudiosX and director Dev Walker @glumlot_
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sea enjoyer retweeted
I CAN FIX YOU i think PLEASSEEEE
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sea enjoyer retweeted
You’re both right. You’re all right.
You film niggas constantly talking shit on Doomsday are literally gonna do the β€œfriend/sibling forced me to watch it with them gimmick” on opening night
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sea enjoyer retweeted
we used to let animals just do shit xitter.cf/shitbritishpics/status…
An elephant puts in his regular order at the pub (1971)
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sea enjoyer retweeted
Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You're hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it's fine
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bought a book on holiday because I finished the one I took with me but then didn't even open it and can't decide if I should read it or the one I was already planning to read next
0%Satantango, Krasznahorkai
100%Excalibur, Cornwell
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sea enjoyer retweeted
The pedestrianisation of Oxford Street is a godsend for cabbies. They can combine two favourite activities. Taking tourists on the most convoluted route to Selfridges to rack up a fare while having an extra 15 minutes to rant about Sadiq Khan.
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