📖: Call for the Dead

SE / Eng 🇬🇧
Joined May 2022
scientists reveal the noise
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being British who has interests in other shit besides cars or football is actual torture because these people are EVERYWHERE.
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that dream that starts 10 minutes before you have to get up
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se bien que una mujer es exactamente de mi tipo cuando no hay la menor chance existente de que lo nuestro funcione.
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me siento como Kanye cuando le dio psicosis y puso a Jorge el curioso y a su propia hija en su lista de enemigos
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A 7 y/o smoking a cigarette just called me a slur outside Fred Meyer. Snohomish, WA.
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genuinely how am i going to wait till december
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anyways
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My understanding of modern dating is that no one is attractive enough for anyone, doing literally anything is an ick, and the entire species is out of its own league.
Bro, I'm not even hating, but when a woman who looks like HER chooses a guy like HIM, I genuinely start questioning what women actually find attractive. 😭💀
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spending time in London again is sort of like texting a good ex…sets me back emotionally, but also nothing will ever be better
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Someone put this on Letterboxd so I can give it a half star
Watch Episode 1 of our Odyssey series made with Grok Imagine. Let us know in the comments if you'd like a full breakdown of how it was done! Creative collaboration with @WonderStudiosX and director Dev Walker @glumlot_
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I CAN FIX YOU i think PLEASSEEEE
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You’re both right. You’re all right.
You film niggas constantly talking shit on Doomsday are literally gonna do the “friend/sibling forced me to watch it with them gimmick” on opening night
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we used to let animals just do shit xitter.cf/shitbritishpics/status…
An elephant puts in his regular order at the pub (1971)
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Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You're hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it's fine
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The pedestrianisation of Oxford Street is a godsend for cabbies. They can combine two favourite activities. Taking tourists on the most convoluted route to Selfridges to rack up a fare while having an extra 15 minutes to rant about Sadiq Khan.
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Not even in a million years would I have guessed that this is how we get confirmation that they fucked raw. I’m in the middle of my workout and I can’t stop laughing
H3 employee Tamara confesses she had hepatitis once. Ethan worryingly prods her for more info.
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Work Christmas party is at the aquarium and will have an open bar, I am going to meet Steve Irwin this December.
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