Just a girl/Biomedical Technologist
RUME'S KITCHEN
Joined September 2022
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Eluan🩷💕 retweeted
Recently met a 27-year-old who lives in the US, and after speaking to her, went to the restroom and cried.
I'll be 27 next year, and I'm nowhere close; there's no light, I'm taking loans to get by each month, trying really hard to get by, and it seems like nothing is working.
Eluan🩷💕 retweeted
yeah obviously u weirdo...???? like huh????
Eluan🩷💕 retweeted
El tema es que si de los pañales que te stockeaste, le da alergia al bebé (pasa muy seguido), te los metes en el culo.
Sí está bueno tener 2/3 paquetes de las marcas que más te gusten y el talle RN/RN+ y talle p depende cuánto pesa tu bebé.
Hay muchos bebés alérgicos a Pampers y Huggies. Y ahora hay muchísima más variedad tanto en precio como en calidad.
Eluan🩷💕 retweeted
For inside this Shomolu wey we dey. 2023 election boys carry weapons dey go polling units Dey beat people say if you no vote APC dey go house.
They flogged people like mad. They beat people to a pulp.
But you’re preaching no Political violence to me? Oya now
Eluan🩷💕 retweeted
Japa compatibility is something that should be discussed in your relationship, especially if you see the potential of marrying the person.
You cannot be thinking of starting a life in London while your partner is thinking of starting a business in Osogbo😂
Eluan🩷💕 retweeted
Tbh I don’t think anyone who was already going to vote for Peter Obi would suddenly choose Makinde. So it might be Tinubu’s vote he’s splitting after all 🤷🏾♀️
If you simply want to vote a Yoruba person, please vote Seyi Makinde, better that way 🙏🏾
Eluan🩷💕 retweeted
And when Megan comes and says "I never fuck raw, I don't wanna catch no Sexxy Red" I don't wanna hear it
Eluan🩷💕 retweeted
Uloma = Al Ummah meaning she's every Muslim. Yet another machination of Taqiyya, the global intifada and the great prophet Kareem Abdul-Jabbar which explains why she's also taller than the average person
Eluan🩷💕 retweeted
The moment you decide that your vote is going for Seyi Makinde, I’ll just know that you’re not part of the people who want tinubu out. lol
Because deep down, you know he stands no chance of winning this election, the election is not for Oyo state president. You just want to be part of those muddying the waters & making it easier for Tinubu; well, congrats lol.
But please, stop hiding behind the narrative that you want things to change for better. You cannot claim to want to change the direction of a ship while helping to keep it on the same course.
Eluan🩷💕 retweeted
same person picked fights when i would publicly thank my other friends who engaged with my work here consistently and enthusiastically
and then told me she doesn't retweet my stuff because she didn't want to ruin her twitter aesthetic
unprompted again o
Eluan🩷💕 retweeted
You’ve lost your damn mind.
I’ve spend almost 100k on inspection fees to agents but I’m “stressing” the agent for content sake.
When tiktok literally doesn’t pay me.
Please don’t annoy me this morning.
The new content trend is house-hunting videos.
This creators will inspect 20+ houses, stress out every agent, and still not rent any of them. The goal isn’t finding a place it’s farming content and engagement. Then they’ll come up with the most random excuse not to take even a perfectly good apartment.
Go check tik tok dem plenty there
Eluan🩷💕 retweeted
I am judging every grown up feminist woman who set camera to talk to that kid.
There was no reason for that.
You could have ignored her.
You SHOULD have ignored her.
Eluan🩷💕 retweeted
No shade but I’m enjoying 24/7 electricity and you aren’t. God has already destroyed you.
Eluan🩷💕 retweeted
Look at how this discourse has played out and seeing people call Uloma names is so funny, that is what it’s not hard to be intellectually superior in this country when you lot are so intellectually challenged and willfully obtuse.
“Nuance” is a just a buzz word for most of you.
