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Joined September 2012
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There is *profound* sense of “why are we doing this” that permeates every frame
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6 straight and 8 of their last 9. All in regulation. As bad a run as I can remember. Not sure where you go from here.
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Leafs played a tight game. Probably deserved at least one point. But they fall 1-0 in regulation to the Oilers and have lost six straight games in regulation at home for the first time since 1985-86. The franchise record is 7 games.
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It's so over
Matthews makes the save on McDavid
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HE. BOMBED. A. SCHOOL. OF. GIRLS. TO. START. A. WAR. PETE. HEGSETH. IS. A WAR. CRIMINAL
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Russia's return to big-time hockey is over before it even began. Canada, the host of the upcoming championship, simply refused to issue visas to Russians. 🇨🇦👏
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Alysia Liu graces the cover of LIFE. 📸: Spike Jonze
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If you were so scared of your family being in danger, why would you only put one team on your trade list. That doesn’t exactly show some imminent danger or threat facing your family. Like at all
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First time since the 1990-91 season that the #Leafs have lost 5 straight home games in regulation time. If you are old enough to remember that season, those were some dark times.
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We did this together, Mississippi.
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This is a byproduct of a decade of paying players before they deliver. Aka Mitch Marner.
Leafs lose their fifth game in regulation in a row. Seventh in eight games. They're on pace for just 72 points now on the season. Edmonton incoming.
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Curtains on the Matthews era. It's done.
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“All visitors will maintain an atmosphere of silence and respect at all times!”
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Trade 88 and 34 for highest value and rebuild around 92
Tonight was the 5th game of the season where the #Leafs were tied with an opponent in the 3rd period and failed to collect a point. Have to find a way to get some of these across 60.
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My project 2027 Jan 3: Abolish ICE Shut down detention centers End Family separation Immigration reform Protect sanctuary cities Comprehensive Gun reform End Citizens United Abolish Electoral College Hold presidents accountable End Presidential Immunity Limit pardon power Term Limits for Supreme Court Justices Protect abortion rights and Reproductive Freedom Protect Transgender Americans Close tax loopholes for billionaires Billionaire wealth tax End Corporate welfare Guarantee affordable healthcare Medicare for All Strengthen Social Security End unauthorized Wars $20/hour minimum wage A data center moratorium Stop section 219 of bill to give over our pentagon to foreign nation Ban super PACS 10% credit card interest rate cap Paid maternity leave
Dems make shit happen. We are not playing here!
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Apropos of nothing. Reminder that this wasn’t even called a penalty.
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He wanted to move his family away from "dangerous" Winnipeg to the state of Florida. The joke writes itself.
Elliotte Friedman - 32T - Hellebuyck Full Storyline (Warning: Sorry, long report) | When Hellebuyck initially told the Jets he wanted to be traded, he said, I want to be traded to Florida. And it was about the direction of the team. [...] The incident or incidents that bothered him didn't come up. Then eventually he moved from one team because the Jets didn't like what the Panthers were offering to open his list. [...] But again, whatever bothered him didn't come up. Later, when things weren't going the way that he wanted them to go and he hadn't been traded yet, that's when he brought it up. [...] In Hellebuyck's mind, he was like, I'm not bringing my family into this, [...] I want to protect my family. [...] But on the other side, there's the Jets. And they're like, really? Now? You're telling us this now, months later? And they were skeptical about it. They were like, now you're just bringing other things into it that you didn't tell us before. So in Hellebuyck's mind, he was doing the right thing and he was protecting his family. And he did want to be traded. The Jets were like, no, this isn't right. If this was really the issue, you should have told us that from the start. So this whole thing about what happened when and what really was a factor, that's why I think we got to that point. Hellebuyck wanted to leave it out and the Jets were upset it wasn't on the table from the beginning. And everybody out there can decide how they feel about that. It's pretty much over now, really. But that's what I think happened - 11/12 #GoJetsGo #NJDevils #NHL #FlaPanthers
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This roster is a byproduct of ten years of greed and failure by Mitch Marner
This team's unwatchable Awful
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Elliotte Friedman - 32T - Hellebuyck Full Storyline (Warning: Sorry, long report) | When Hellebuyck initially told the Jets he wanted to be traded, he said, I want to be traded to Florida. And it was about the direction of the team. [...] The incident or incidents that bothered him didn't come up. Then eventually he moved from one team because the Jets didn't like what the Panthers were offering to open his list. [...] But again, whatever bothered him didn't come up. Later, when things weren't going the way that he wanted them to go and he hadn't been traded yet, that's when he brought it up. [...] In Hellebuyck's mind, he was like, I'm not bringing my family into this, [...] I want to protect my family. [...] But on the other side, there's the Jets. And they're like, really? Now? You're telling us this now, months later? And they were skeptical about it. They were like, now you're just bringing other things into it that you didn't tell us before. So in Hellebuyck's mind, he was doing the right thing and he was protecting his family. And he did want to be traded. The Jets were like, no, this isn't right. If this was really the issue, you should have told us that from the start. So this whole thing about what happened when and what really was a factor, that's why I think we got to that point. Hellebuyck wanted to leave it out and the Jets were upset it wasn't on the table from the beginning. And everybody out there can decide how they feel about that. It's pretty much over now, really. But that's what I think happened - 11/12 #GoJetsGo #NJDevils #NHL #FlaPanthers
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