celebrity gossip| satire |commentary|humor|

爪卂尺丂
Joined May 2024
45 year old actress Megan Good pictured looking very happy while showing off her baby bump, as she prepares to welcome her first child ever with her husband, Jonathan Majors. 🤰❤️
27
74
105
2,537
76 year old Caitlyn Jenner have started her transition back to man after been sick of been a women for 11 years.
1,274
968
419
13,497
6,891,917
Stake really just added crazy exclusive boosted odds of 5.00 on Merab Dvalishvili for UFC Merab is returning soon and Stake is making big moves T&Cs apply.
Champions🎉🎉🎉🏆 Video coming soon #football #streetfootball #fyp #goviral
48
53
276
SIR1⭐️ retweeted
He tried to push her boundaries 💀
4
100
105
873
SIR1⭐️ retweeted
THE CAT IS FULL OF AURA...😌😌
2
113
113
924
SIR1⭐️ retweeted
Imagine being trapped inside your car with your daughter while thousands of bees swarm around you, with nowhere to run and no way to escape. 😰🐝
1
180
191
1,477
SIR1⭐️ retweeted
Dr. Daniel was a doctor with a heart of gold. Whenever a patient arrived at his hospital without money for emergency treatment, he would sometimes use his own salary to save their life. One rainy evening, an unconscious woman was rushed into his hospital. The medical team discovered that she needed an emergency operation, but the cost was enormous. Her family could not afford it, and time was running out. Dr. Daniel looked at the woman and said, “I became a doctor to save lives, not to watch people die because they have no money.” He used his personal savings and salary to cover the treatment. He even postponed paying some of his own bills. After a difficult operation, the woman finally opened her eyes. Nobody knew who she really was. Three weeks later, she walked into the hospital with a team of lawyers and business executives. Dr. Daniel was shocked when he discovered that she was a wealthy businesswoman who owned a successful company. She looked at him with tears in her eyes. “Doctor, when I had nothing to offer you, you gave me something money cannot buy. You gave me another chance to live.” Months later, she invited him to a special ceremony. Standing before a brand-new private hospital, she handed him the keys. “This hospital is yours,” she announced. “I have equipped it with modern medical equipment, provided an ambulance, and funded a programme to treat patients who cannot afford emergency care. I want you to continue doing what you did for me.” Dr. Daniel broke down in tears. He had never helped anyone expecting a reward. He had simply believed that every human life mattered. That day, he realised something powerful: the kindness you give when nobody is watching may one day change your entire life.
1
59
67
583
Afrobeats superstars Burna Boy and Davido were spotted shaking hands at Zlatan’s bachelor party in Lagos, sparking fresh speculation that their long-standing rivalry may finally be coming to an end. 👀🔥 Could this be the beginning of peace between two of Africa’s biggest music stars? 🎶
3
148
152
624
SIR1⭐️ retweeted
That Awkward moment when you pull up to her house and her dad answers the door
46
48
488
SIR1⭐️ retweeted
If some men showed as much passion as they show to their football clubs to their partners, the world would be a much better place. Just saying. 😌 🚶‍♀️ 🚶‍♀️ 🚶‍♀️ 🚶‍♀️ 🚶‍♀️ 🚶‍♀️ 🚶‍♀️
35
106
109
531
SIR1⭐️ retweeted
Having someone you're comfortable with even when your stories don't have a point, who is still there to catch every single word and remind you that you don't always have to make sense, is a different level of safety.
8
110
118
869
SIR1⭐️ retweeted
Jon Snow and Ygritte didn’t get the happy ending we wanted in Game of Thrones. But Kit Harington and Rose Leslie gave us something even better in real life. ❤️ “ You know nothing, Jon Snow.” Those words became iconic, but so did the love story behind them. Jon was a man of the Night’s Watch. Ygritte was a Wildling. They belonged to opposing worlds, yet somewhere beyond the Wall, they fell in love…..🧵
26
231
1
260
1,257
SIR1⭐️ retweeted
The ants took him with them Bro thought he was the villain. He ended up as lunch for 10 million ants. Nature doesn't care about your rank 😭😭😭
3
135
139
1,118
SIR1⭐️ retweeted
Kim kardashain just called out Kanye west on her instagram story for sending her an explicit photo of him.
29
69
1
89
5,525
SIR1⭐️ retweeted
Barney Stinson trying to become godfather by singing the most unhinged nursery rhymes ever recorded. 😭 “Bro, bro, bro your broat… gently to the bar.” New parents didn’t stand a chance. 💀
僕の彼女のメリーは、自分のことを処女だと言っている。彼女は美容師で、僕たちは付き合って11ヶ月になる。 10月9日は彼女の誕生日だったから、僕はエンゲージリング💍をプレゼントして、誕生日パーティーでプロポーズして驚かせようと決めたんだ。 夕方6時頃、人生初のプロポーズを絶対に成功させようと意気込んで、友人たちと一緒にメリーのパーティー会場へ向かった。彼女のために約70万円相当のスマートフォンまで奮発して買っておいたんだ。 会場に到着した僕は、ヴァイオリン🎻の奏者とトランペット隊🎺と一緒にドアの前に立った。完璧なプランになるはずだった。 それなのに、僕の目に飛び込んできたのは絶望的な光景だった… 親友のジェームズがメリーとキスをしていたんだ💔 僕はジェームズに「なんでだよ?」と問い詰めた。 すると、メリーがこう答えたんだ… 「ジョシュア、本当に私のことに愛されてると思ってたの? 私、あなたのことなんて一度も愛したことないわ。私が愛しているのはジェームズよ」 安全に過ごして、次の機会をお待ちください。
48
52
909
SIR1⭐️ retweeted
結婚して5年目のある日。 夫は 枚の封筒を私の前に置いた。 「もう終わりにしよう。お前は何の役にも立たない。」 その横には若い女性が立っていた。 「この人と新しい人生を歩む。」 私は何も言わず、離婚届に判を押した。 夫は勝ち誇った顔で家を出ていった。 「家も会社も俺のものだ。」 そう言い残して。 その日の夕方、通のメルが届く。 差出人は義父が生前契約していた法律事務所だった。 『ご主人にはまだお伝えしていませんが、ご指定の日付となりましたので遺言を執行いたします。』 添付されていた遺言書を開き、私は静かに息をのんだ。 義父は会社の株ではなく、「経営権を持つ信託契約」の受託者に私を指名していた。 つまり、代表取締役の任命も解任も、最終的な決定権は私にあった。 夫は自分が社長だから会社は自由になると思い込んでいた。 しかし、本当は私の承認がなければ、つの重要な決裁すら通せなかったのだ。 翌週。 取引銀行から夫へ一本の電話が入る。 「本日付で代表者変更届が提出されました。」 慌てて会社へ駆け込んだ夫は、役員会議室の扉を開けた。 そこには顧問弁護士と役員全員、そして私が座っていた。 「何の冗談だ?」 夫が怒鳴る。 私は机の上に 冊のファイルを置いた。 「冗談ではありません。」 「あなたは今日付で代表権を失いました。」 夫は笑い飛ばそうとした。 しかし次の瞬間、弁護士が新しい登記書類を差し出す。 さらに監査報告書も続いた。 そこには、夫が架空の外注会社へ資金を流し、その会社を恋人名義で管理していた証拠がすべて記載されていた。 会議室は静まり返る。 役員の人がため息をつく。 「これでは続投は不可能ですね。」 夫は初めて私を見た。 「頼む…話し合おう。」 私はゆっくり立ち上がる。 「離婚届に判を押したあの日、あなたは『何も持たない女』を捨てたつもりだった。」 「でも実際に失ったのは、あなた自身の未来だったの。」 そう言い残し、私は会議室を後にした。 その日を境に、彼は会社も信用も恋人も失い、初めて自分が手放したものの大きさを思い知ることになった。
214
214
1,039
SIR1⭐️ retweeted
If having a child was like this 😰 did you think what they did is right
1
48
49
379
SIR1⭐️ retweeted
Tung tung and patapim business plan
64
1
124
6,648
SIR1⭐️ retweeted
My 17 year old son walked in on me cheating with my wife's friend in our marriage bed, but the thing that crushed me wasn't seeing him walk in on us. It was seeing what he did next. It was Saturday afternoon. My wife was out of town visiting her ill mother, and I thought the house would be empty. That was until I heard footsteps in the hallway. Before I could do anything, the bedroom door opened wide. There stood my son, holding his school bag. He looked at me, then at my wife's best friend, then at me again. We all stood there for a few moments without saying a word. "Dad?" he whispered. I had never heard my son speak so quietly. "Son, please just give me a minute to explain."
2
76
1
80
7,356
SIR1⭐️ retweeted
歌舞伎町の裏路地で、組長の女と 新宿・歌舞伎町の狭い路地を歩いていた夜、黒いスーツの男たちに囲まれた女が俺を見て近づいてきた。彼女はあやめ(32)。この界隈を仕切る組長の女だと後で知った。ネオンの光が反射するアスファルトの上で、彼女は低く言った。 「ついてきて。今夜は特別だ」 裏通りの古いビルの一室に入ると、あやめはコートを脱ぎ、黒いドレスをゆっくりと脱いでいった。豊かな胸が露わになり、乳首はすでに硬く尖っていた。彼女は俺の前に kneeling し、ズボンを下ろして硬くなったチンポを握った。舌を這わせ、唾をたっぷりと絡めながら深くしゃぶり、喉の奥まで飲み込んでいった。口を離すと「入れて。生で私のマンコにぶち込んで。組長の女をあなたのチンポで汚して」と囁き、ソファに手をついた。 俺は後ろから一気に奥まで挿入した。熱く締め付けるマンコに、あやめは低く喘いだ。腰を激しく打ち付けるたびに濡れた音が部屋に響き、彼女はすぐにイキ、マンコが痙攣して愛液を溢れさせた。そのまま俺は奥まで腰を押しつけ、熱い精液を彼女の中に注いだ。あやめは震える息をつきながら「出てる……」と受け止め、抜かずにしばらく繋がったままでいた。
1
142
144
1,228
SIR1⭐️ retweeted
Helen and Enola are in for a rough ride when the Smokers launch a daring attack on the Mariner’s trimaran, hooking it with a cable and trying to pull the boat off course. With the ocean stretching endlessly around them, the Mariner must find a way to outsmart his pursuers. Kevin Costner’s Waterworld (1995) delivers a truly unforgettable 90s sci-fi adventure.
5
228
226
3,322