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Chicago, IL
Joined July 2008
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when i say i got that dog in me this is what i mean
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NO FUCKING WAY
Flyers Faithful understood the assignment. 🎃👻🍭 #LetsGoFlyers | @SNICKERS
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if your man has reddit, discord, and whatsapp that is not your man that is a Demon
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We begged yall to stop generating videos of cats doing the thriller choreography but no
Bruh, Apple. The additional 256GB of RAM to 512GB costs a FORTUNE
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Same.
it’ll be a miracle if I don’t get fired or quit today
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I’m trying to be optimistic. It WOULD be nice to find a guy to share my life with someday. But if the kind of love that a lot of men on here are describing what marriage should be like ever finds me, I would truly rather soak my asshole in a bucket of Nair before I ever let a man treat me like that.
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You want me to kill myself
Replying to @sam_ash
U kinda look like Tamara
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her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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lol this is how i found out lights is in a poly relationship with anthony from smosh
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Tried on a Halloween costume and he was not amused.
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I have never seen someone with so many original thoughts in my life. This woman is a once in a generation talent 😭😂😂.
Exactly why I be standing far away when it starts LMFAOOOOOOOO
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not now spirit halloween 😭
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Day 4 in Chicago, and I can say with the utmost confidence that anyone who’s scared of this city is a massive pussy
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This is isn’t even open to debate.
Which Midwest city has the best flag?
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me and who
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theres someone on tiktok with a 2 year long lego lord of the rings comic with ethan and hila and they’re freaking out because ethan cheated
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Man I am just ready to call it quits because what the fuck lol
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god i miss when i could just buy something and it wouldn't generate 50 fucking emails in my inbox
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We need to throw Sam Altman into a volcano
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Whose polycule is going as Ethan, Hila, and Tamara (and Nate, I guess)
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