@samcramerrr

a future human. [email protected]

 London, England
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Joined October 2008
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Six hundred and twenty thousand people are listening to our music every month. Difficult to comprehend, but basically THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated
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I’m a 37 year old licensed professional and this has been stuck in my head all damn day
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Belle & Sebastian’s gig tonight is cancelled due to a freight issue. Stuart has posted this, what a class act they are, how many bands would do this? ❤️
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For some reason I was sent a pension summary booklet in the post and this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read
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Hot take: I think Wish on an Eyelash is actually one of the most beautiful songs ever written and it’s perfect at under 1 minute and I kind of hate that Chainsmokers made a longer version
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Anyone else getting insane amounts of junk emails? I’ve had 164 TODAY. Keep getting attempted logins on my account too. It’s an old, old email account which is still my main so it’s built up spam over the years but it’s getting truly nuts.
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This just makes me sad. We’re doomed because most people just aren’t very smart and can’t draw very simple lines between cause and effect.
Marco Foster
@MarcoFoster_Sep 1
Joe Rogan: “Just imagine how much less crime there would be if no one was ever starving, no one was ever desperate, no one was ever worried about where their next meal was gonna come from or whether or not they’re gonna have a roof over their head. What if there’s no more poverty? We could’ve already done that. But you would have to get all those rich people that are in charge of industry and running corporations and in government to agree to make the world a better place for everybody”
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Is there a way to gamify these important things so that there’s a layer on top of them that transposes to the layer below and solves issues at the same time? It’s all just solving problems, isn’t it?
Theo Jaffee
@theojaffeeSep 1
Video game speedrunning might be the largest misallocation of human capital of all time You have 150+ IQ gigaautists devoting their lives to beating Mario Kart levels 0.00001 seconds faster instead of curing cancer or something
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This is definitely ragebait, but well made ragebait
Jimmy Boowers 👻@jimmysbowersSep 1
I’m terrible at DIY, but I’ve managed to mount a TV and PS5 to the wall. Genuinely proud of myself. It’s not perfect, but it’s pretty good.
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I stand corrected, fair play. Says more about my confidence in my own DIY pursuits than anything else 😂
Jimmy Boowers 👻@jimmysbowersSep 1
Replying to @samcramerrr
The context for you, sir.
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Yeah, the people who are big fans of them will probably still listen to them when they’re older…?
Optimist Prime
@trevgoes4thAug 30
I know I am old, but does anyone believe that in 26 years time anyone will still be listening to Dave, Fontaines DC or Charlie XCX? I don't even know who Raye is.
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“Fuck all those other people though” - God, apparently
VICTORIA@vikkyflames_Aug 28
This is not about an Engineer . This is clearly the hand of God on this family.
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Going to start saying “NPC density is insane” in real life situations
GTA 6 Countdown ⏳
@GTAVI_CountdownAug 27
Nightclub gameplay in GTA 6. NPC density is insane.
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I have double checked on Spotify and that clipping is on purpose. What is going on
State of the Scene
@SOTSPodcastAug 26
Polyphia have released new single Power In The Blood. xitter.cf/Scenemp4s/status/20926…
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Right it’s not just me is it?
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I’ve got to be honest with you, if you genuinely feel strongly one way or the other about Harry and Meghan moving back to the UK, you’ve got to get a hobby, rediscover your childhood interests or something.
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“You complain that it’s too hot then you complain that it’s too cold” yes I do please learn what the word ‘too’ means
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Replying to @north0fnorth
wikipedia is something that could only happen if it started 20 years ago. society today would never allow it to happen. it makes me incredibly optimistic and pessimistic about the future simultaneously
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obviously it’s not perfect but wikipedia might genuinely be one of the top ten best ideas of my lifetime. a free, ad-less encyclopedia with millions of articles available in hundreds of languages that the majority of humans can access from anywhere. what a gift
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The "H" in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hoobastank because he died for a reason and the reason is you
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