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Kaduna, Nigeria
Joined November 2017
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cause they cooked
I owe Google Gemini and the entire Google Workspace tools an apology. I was not familiar with your game.
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Gbam!!
Sometimes I don't answer the door immediately because I need a moment to mentally prepare for human interaction
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none of your closest acquaintances you say?
If not for anything, I’m grateful that none of my friends or even my closest acquaintances are supporters of this government.
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AI for speed. Humans for judgement. The best IT support isn't AI or people. It's both. Nuci handles the fast, repetitive work so our team can focus on the calls that need a human.
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you’re not broken, but bent.
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Sometimes prayer doesn't change the situation immediately, but it changes the person facing the situation. PRAY!!
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relatable
Setting up your apartment isn’t easy when you no guide. No I am stuck between buying a Zealot Music box or a 4 by 4 gas cooker
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I’ve always wondered where the White Walker got the chains to pull it out after it fell into the ice
I've always wondered why he didn't kill Drogon here?
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1. spaghetti 2. spaghetti 3. spaghetti 4. spaghetti
Rule #4 Learn how to cook at least 5 decent meals.
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I’m not a Davido hater, but if that feature had been with Wizkid, the internet for don shake kpai by now. 😂😭
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Usable AI knows when to call a human. The best AI isn't the one that tries to do everything. It's the one that's easy to talk to, honest about what it can't do, and never leaves you stuck, with a real person just one hand-off away. That's the thinking behind Nuci.
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Is your business ready for NUCI? ✅ Swipe through, count your ticks, and see where you stand. The more boxes you check, the closer you are. Not sure where you land? Our team at ILIAC can help you close the gaps before you make the move.
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my reverend would always call me to help him get the USSD code to block church members’ bank cards whenever they got stolen. today, he called to ask for the code for himself. apparently, he traveled to Lagos and an agbero had stolen his phone. 💔
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send me 2k make i see something
Salary that they paid me yesterday is remaining only 7k. The entire blood of Jesus!
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I registered the gym and the instructor wanted to end my life in day one…. i sworn not to go back
Can't register at a gym cos I can't and won't obey the gym instructors especially when I'm in pains.
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And here I am in Northern Nigeria, not even understanding what this sister is talking about.
Replying to @the_beardedsina
The northern part of Nigeria consumes the most Indian films, so I think that might have influenced their music production, singing style, or how they make their music.
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If you use laptop that has a touch screen, you’re a tech sis…. not a tech bro 😂
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They said my product would arrive between October 19 and 21. Today is October 28. I called customer care, and they said the product left Lagos on Saturday. That I would be called once the driver arrives in Kaduna from Abuja chai.
Omo @CDcareNG na wa for you people o 😪 I recommended you to my brother now it's looking like the worst decision ever.
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Mine is working fine, but the unlimited subscription hasn’t dropped.. i have been buying regular data and contacting @MTN180 to help resolve my issue
Got an MTN ODU since first week of the month or so. Til date, I’ve not been able to use it. Atp I’m not sure I’d advise my enemy to get one of these things. Coz it’s just rubbish. I’ve had to register the thing again, and even after that, no internet.
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