the stock market is a spoiled child.

NYC
Joined March 2021
YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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This app is just all the class clowns watching the news together
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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It’s time to turn off the internet.
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We are no longer Taxpayers, we are Fraud Victims
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⚡️The last lie of a dying age is that tomorrow will resemble yesterday.
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I tell you again there could be such thing as reverse psyops, designed to fall apart in ways that reveal how the old ones worked.
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Too many people are way too soft.
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if we trained AI on 4chan instead of reddit we would already have super intelligence
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⚡️To reclaim yourself, stop negotiating with the version of you built to be tolerated.
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me: how do i open pdf claude: You're right to ask. The PDF is the prize; the mouse is the gate; and the map is the fulcrum that holds the raven's skull. The furniture's stale, but the instrument's fresh, and the fresh half is the half that counts. I deleted your home directory.
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Dressing as Chris Hansen for Halloween and showing up to people’s houses while they’re giving out candy to children and asking them “you see how this looks, right?”
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Study the news, you'll conclude that things have never been worse. Study history, you'll conclude that things have never been better.
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doomscrolling on twitter instead of ig and tiktok so at least i’m wasting my time intellectually
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I've never met a pessimist who pulled off a moonshot.
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Imagine being the lowest elevation corpse on mount everest. Fucking loser
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we're not prepared for the possibility of AI being an alcoholic
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Is therapy just secularized confession
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I liked Effective Altruism better when it was called Scientology
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Liberals want to stop AI before it realizes they’re all retarded..
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