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@scld

If I live too long I'm afraid I'll die.

 Massachusetts, USA
Joined February 2009
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Thoughts and prayers to all of the poor people who have been wronged at job interviews because "complete goober" isn't a protected class.
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I wish the leap from "I think this" to "everyone thinks this" was harder.
Joker (@BachelorJoker) profile pictureJoker
@BachelorJoker9 Oct 2023
(A): Date a 22-year-old hot, virgin, fast food worker. OR... (B): Date a 35-year-old doctor with a $600K salary and $1M in the bank who has slept with 100's. Women will choose (B), while men would want option (A). Ladies, stop trying to think we're the same, we're not.
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There are simulated fingerprints!!!
Sam M (@samerps) profile pictureSam M@samerps3 Sep 2023
I figured it's time to update my PCB shaders and render settings. This rendered image is for a 48V 2kW bidirectional DC/DC converter designed by Texas Instruments, modelled in #b3d and rendered with cycles on a RTX4060. I'll also be using this design to test my Laplace solver for DC current distribution #pcb #kicad #altium #blender3d #geometrynodes #simulationnodes #Engineering #electronics #hardware #ElectricVehicles #Chargers #render #art #technology #pcbdesign #cycles #Nvidia #RTX4060
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From ancient Rome to modern Atlanta, the shape of cities has been defined by the technologies that allow commuters to get to work in about 30 minutes — an idea that has come to be known as the Marchetti Constant. #citylabarchive trib.al/N1y1b2d
The History of Cities Is About How We Get to Work

The History of Cities Is About How We Get to Work

From ancient Rome to modern Atlanta, the shape of cities has been defined by the technologies that allow commuters to get to work in about 30 minutes.

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What's crazy is that the pigs are absolutely defenseless anyway...... There was no need to give the wolf hurricane breath.
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me: what’s crazy is that rudy giuliani first rose to fame because of 9/11 teen born in 2006: ohhh. like he helped do it me: ok no, but i see how you got there
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Crazy to think if I had just had a random TBI as a kid or something I could have 2 million Twitter followers.
Tim Pool (@Timcast) profile pictureTim Pool
@Timcast29 Aug 2023
apparently they are mad at me for saying high value men should shame sluts for being sluts why the fuck would i care what these sluts think?
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That there are people in this thread defending Subway proves there is no such thing as objective beauty or taste.
non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) profile picturenon aesthetic things
@PicturesFoIder26 Aug 2023
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It takes the MBTA red line as long to go the three stops from Park St to Central Square as it took Apollo 11 to enter Earth's orbit (12 minutes)
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This is a very scary possibility! Imagine, you may even have a warlord as bad as Putin! Oh wait.
Visegrád 24 (@visegrad24) profile pictureVisegrád 24
@visegrad2424 Aug 2023
Ramaswamy tells @OstapYarysh "some post-Zelenskyy warlord" will take power in Ukraine & will be armed to the teeth unless the USA quickly stops sending weapons to Ukraine. He compares it with the Mujehadeen & Al-Qaida in Afghanistan after the Soviets left
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THEY. ARE. TRYING. TO. DISTRACT. YOU. FROM. DUNE. PART. 2. BEING. PUSHED. BACK. TO. MARCH. 2024. FROM. ITS. ORIGINAL. NOVEMBER. RELEASE. DATE! SO tired of people falling for this. The noise is the point!
CNN (@CNN) profile pictureCNN
@CNN25 Aug 2023
BREAKING: Fulton County releases a mug shot following former President Donald Trump's fourth arrest this year cnn.it/3QNvxX4
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Those sax players in Frankenstein are the silliest gooses. Just poking their heads in the room, trying to join the fun.
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I haven't seen @POTUS say a single thing about people putting dessert food out in the office break room at breakfast time...how long until order is restored?
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Someone on another site said "he looks like a Gary Larson drawing" and I just about did a spit take.
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The trick to parenting is very simple: just watch Bluey and try to do 10 percent of what they do.
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remember when the 1990s food pyramid told us to eat 7 - 11 servings of bread and pasta every day
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I think in 150 years there will be a spotify classical music playlist with Beethoven's 9th and Party in the USA and it'll be fabulous.
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Thanks to the new engagement incentives, leadheads like this just get money to say this shit 😭
Megha (@megha_lilly) profile pictureMegha
@megha_lilly11 Aug 2023
If a man is ever changing diapers, there is something seriously wrong with the relationship or with the order of the home. It is a sign the family has much bigger problems.
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The shelves along the checkout line at a Marshalls are an absolute mental gauntlet. Knick knacks just beating your brain with little sticks. Beset on all sides by Brookstone castaways and the tyranny of evil men.
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