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Scott

@scottmalcolm2
 Beer, England
Joined December 2011
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Half a grolsch please love
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I just know Patrick Stewart is walking along in heaven, seeing a beautiful girl whose clothes have just fallen off, and she's scrabbling around to get them back on again, but even before she can get her knickers on, Patrick's seen everything.
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Did you know crabs can make noise?
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Footy Headlines (@Footy_Headlines) profile pictureFooty Headlines
@Footy_HeadlinesOct 28
🍀⚪🟢 Celtic 27-28 Home Kit Colors Leaked: footyheadlines.com/141492422…
Celtic 27-28 Home Kit Colors Leaked

Celtic 27-28 Home Kit Colors Leaked

Footy Headlines can leak the first details about the new Celtic home kit for the 27-28 season.

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if u go to a cinema to see this i would actually think less of you
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 27
The final 6 episodes of Amelia Dimoldenberg’s ‘Chicken Shop Date’ will be screened in movie theaters on November 24 in the UK, Ireland, and Paris.
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Plane Guy
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16 year old Archie Self hits a 9 darter on the Modus in Champions Week He’s a bit good isn’t he?
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@Element_M1llerOct 27
Fuck off 😂😂😂😂 Getting terrorised by spastics now.
GB Politics (@GBPolitcs) profile pictureGB Politics
@GBPolitcsOct 27
🚨PICTURED: Mohmed Abdulkarim, one of the two suspects charged over the RAF Fairford suspected terror plot He's accused of loading three white vans with metal drums containing petrol, water butts and smart dash-cams
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Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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“Fake and gay”
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (@ICEgov) profile pictureU.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
@ICEgovOct 26
Fake & Gay! Moussa Diawara, the Malian national featured in this shockingly poorly researched @60Minutes report, now faces allegations of immigration FRAUD after his asylum application surfaced, revealing that he claimed to be a HOMOSEXUAL man who feared persecution in Mali. Read more ⬇️
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𝗥𝗬𝗔𝗡 𝗝𝗢𝗬𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗨𝗟𝗟-𝗕𝗨𝗟𝗟-𝗕𝗨𝗟𝗟!!! 🎯🔥 🚨 Ryan Joyce’s EPIC 150 checkout going 3 x Bullseyes 💥💪😱
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Good morning
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Rinley@rinley01Oct 24
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Abzzy@AFCAbzzyOct 25
When you’re reading off mice and men and get to where lenny gets shot and killed
No Context Fan TV (@NoContext_FanTv) profile pictureNo Context Fan TV@NoContext_FanTvOct 25
INJECT ITTTTTTTTTTTTT 💉😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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busta rhymes is the most skilled combatant michael myers has ever faced
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What are you doing in this situation?
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🔦🤯 Total Carnage in The Watchalong as Slaney's 67th-minute moment is ruined by Celta Vigo, and then Cundy & O'Hara make an appearance! w/@talksportbet
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BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) profile pictureBBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsOct 22
First human case of Shamonda virus detected in France, officials say bbc.in/4sgyJuO
First human case of Shamonda virus detected in France, officials say

First human case of Shamonda virus detected in France, officials say

The disease, which usually affects cattle, has been identified in a patient who died in early October.

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Important to remember that in 1940, most of Hitler’s advisors argued against an invasion of France. On paper, the French were stronger in key areas. A few of his staff even threatened to resign. He made the call to invade entirely because he thought they were faggots. And he was right.
Dominicano1621 (@Dominicano1621) profile pictureDominicano1621
@Dominicano1621Oct 19
Vive la France 🇫🇷🫠
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